Police officer: Why did you stab your husband multiple times?
Woman holding liquor bottle: Uh... self defense?
Police officer: Sir, you're going to jail.
Man: What?!
Woman holding liquor bottle: Uh... self defense?
Police officer: Sir, you're going to jail.
Man: What?!
by L August 14, 2007

A game played on road trips. The passengers in the back seat attempt to squish each other by pretending to react to g-forces when the car travels around a curve. For example, when the car turns right, the players lean left, squishing the passenger on the driver's side.
by L January 16, 2005

An activity in which fags assmeble pretending to be athletic. Mindless drivel and shuffling across mats in order to pretend to be straight athletes. The will power to not just wack each other is amazing. However, fencing is not a sport but rather a gayer version of arts and crafts.
Fencing is not a sport
by l May 13, 2005

by L September 21, 2003
