l's definitions

Gash rash

Unsightly razor burn caused by inexpert shaving of the wordflange

These new Bic razors are total wank, they give me evil gash rash

by L June 27, 2003

yoink

A creature with a long neck (Giraffe, Brontosaurus, Ostrich?) who makes shitty flash on Newgrounds. Known to have sexual relations with wordJosh Bedn/word

Hi, I'm YoinK!

by L November 6, 2003

DGol

The best gangsta rapper that nobodys ever heard of. Hes from Paterson New Jersey is known as a sick freestyler and got a lot of attention for his 2003 freestyle "Gangsta Shit". He now has a deal with Skarred 4 Life Record$ and his debut album is set to be released sometime this summer.Some of the songs are "Flash the Barrel", "Not Your Average Gangsta" and "Dru Shot Ya Freestyle"

I cant wait for DGols album to come out its gonna be sick.

by l April 29, 2004

whining

This is what people frequently accuse each other of on the internet to make themselves look dominant, manly, or grown up, due to the fact that they don't actually feel this way in real life. The tactic frequently backfires, however, when the accuser displays his lack of basic grammar skills or lack of knowledge of the caps lock key.

Forum guy 1: Damn, my favorite team lost. Oh well.

Forum guy 2: OH, WAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH! SNIF... SNIFF... QUIT WHINING YOU FUKING CRIBABEY! BOOHOO!!!!! WHINE WHINE WHINE WHINE WAAAHHH!!

by L August 9, 2007

smizmar

Your soul mate; Your one true love.

"I love you, my smizmar."

by L December 3, 2003

pomo

post modern: being wierd for the sake of being wierd

this chair is po-mo

Comment submitted with request to delete: The meaning of being "wierd" trying to be extra wierd is
hopelessly vague. It does not suit the original meanings
of this new term that are already well current in loose
modern English. The term as given in disputed usage would
be a hypernym of a word{can't think of one current} such
as "Ultra" in special use in French politics after restor-
ation of Monarchy, early 18th century. It is a little too
hyper, in my opinion.
Truly Yours,

by l January 3, 2004

self defense

What an alcoholic woman would claim after she attacks you with a knife.

Police officer: Why did you stab your husband multiple times?
Woman holding liquor bottle: Uh... self defense?
Police officer: Sir, you're going to jail.
Man: What?!

by L August 14, 2007