Definitions by G

Tharped Up! 

The act of being stupid, careless or just plain idiotic. (b)moving slowly, as in tutor the turtle "help me mister wizard". (c)black cloud "whoa is me" syndrome.

You tharped up man! Stop acting all tharped up!

Tharped Up! by G January 22, 2005

cockle 

one who indulges in bdsm cartoon fairy porn, loves 15 year olds, and would make a shitty lawyer.

'Cockle is hot tee hee' -JT

cockle by g January 21, 2005

Chris Moneymakers 

1. Oakley polarized sunglasses worn by the famous triple-chinned poker player, Chris Moneymaker.
2. Commonly worn to look "cool" and to coerce women into having sex.

Origins:
Term originated in late 2004 after long hours spent watching the World Series of Poker.

"Did you see CB with those Chris Moneymakers on? He was gettin all the breezies at the club!"

Chris Moneymakers by G January 21, 2005

80's Music Connoisseur 

1. A master of 80's music.
2. A game where players compete playing their arsenal of the cheesiest, most unlistenable 80's music they know to get the most laughs and "Oh shits!" over their opponent. He/she with the cheesiest music wins.

"God damn man, I was moppin' the floor with this muthafucka! I was hittin' him at all angles with Starship, Billy Ocean, Wang Chung, and some Glenn Frey! I am the 80's Music Connoisseur!"

80's Music Connoisseur by G January 21, 2005

I can't dance 

1. Song by Genesis
2. Dance only performed by the truest.
3. Dance includes:
a. Overexaggerating the "IIIIII!!!"
in the "I can't dance" lyric.
b. Slowly walking in a straight
line of about 4 people moving
each arm and leg forward at the
same time (e.g. right hand
forward, right leg forward)

To master the dance, watch Genesis' "I Can't Dance" video repeatedly.

"IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII can't dance, IIIIIII can't walk"

I can't dance by G January 18, 2005

son action 

While under the influence of alcohol, the act or notion of getting play or sex from women.

"Yo man, i'm pretty purved off these Hurricanes, i'm gonna get me some son action tonight!"

son action by G January 15, 2005

son 

Another name for an alcoholic beverage.

"Damn nigga, i'm fucked up! I've had about 15 sons tonight!"

son by G January 15, 2005