as if...

Omg...Tod said I was ugly,as if...
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Confizzled

Man, that guy makes me so confizzled i don't know what to say to him!!
by Jasmine January 24, 2004
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twink

Annoying little fangirl person who deserves to be shot. Usually no older than 12, her vocabulary consists of the words "hot" "lyk" and "kewl"

These annoying little cretins usually adore Orlando Bloom.
"lyk omg orli is so kewl n hot"
"Argh, a twink!"

"Did you see that Twink on here earlier?"
"Yeah...she wouldn't shut up about Legolas."
"Retards"
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murphy lee

a hot new rap artist that is gonna make it to the top.
"Murphy Lee" says it all
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prostitute

An ugly bitch who stands on the corner so she can get money by fucking someone.
by Jasmine July 11, 2003
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Bitchio

Enid is so bitchio.
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davie county

A small county in North Carolina, located between Iredell and Davidson Counties. A very rural area, although it is steadily increasing in numbers, due to the rising Hispanic community. Separated into the "North" and the "South," where those in the north are considered rich and snobby, especially in the communites of Bermuda Run and Hillsdale, and those in the south are considered average, everyday people, those who have better things to do than complain about their Mercedes and BMW's not having enough gas.

The county is separated even more by towns, where the county seat is the town of Mocksville, and your trashier, skankier, and redneck-ier people reside in the town of Cooleemee. You also have Woodleaf, where it's just racist rednecks there.

There's absolutely NOTHING to do in Davie County, so most people either end up traveling to neighboring cities such as Statesville or Winston-Salem.
"Davie County has too many skanks there!!
by Jasmine February 03, 2005
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