Whatever's definitions

blowjob

The most disgusting taste in the world. A good way to keep yourself from eating anything for the next week.

"I threw up 5 seconds into a blowjob"

by whatever March 6, 2005

Moyerism

1. A statement void of all logic and reason with no intention to change whatsoever. To create a Moyerism, one must fail to see reason or rationale of any kind and/or additionally rail against fact as truth.

2. A truth held self-evident, but is either circular in logic, or absolutely unreasonable.

3. A positively false statement, made with a stubborn refusal to change without explanation. Alternatively, a messiah complex of some sort.

1. These people judge based on their Moyerisms, and refuse to see reason no matter how blatent.

2.(as a reply to a statement) That is a Moyerism.

by whatever February 6, 2005

eurofag

A male who dresses stylishly in typical young European style (e.g. too-tight shirt, complicated shoes, rarely wears jeans or sneakers). May be an actual European, but usually an American poseur. See metrosexual

Before "Queer Eye" we called metrosexuals eurofags

by whatever February 2, 2005

Bodom

A lake in Finland where 3 kids got killed in 1960. An unknown murderer stabbed them while they were in their tent! The band Children of Bodom got their name and inspiration for many of their songs from the murders.

CoB are among the greatest bands ever, check them out!

by Whatever August 11, 2004

Subscriptions

Many issues, too numerous to count. In other words, not worth dealing with.

That bitch doesn't have issues, she's got subscriptions.

by Whatever June 4, 2004

mega almy

talking about shit that nobody cares about in a loud and obnoxious manner while wearing pastels.

There were so many hot women at the party until mega almy showed up.

by whatever April 23, 2004

windows update

A feature that is no different from compiling the Linux kernel.

If you don't want a Windows Update, you should have stuck with Windows 98 instead.

by whatever April 10, 2004