Whatever's definitions

Bodom

A lake in Finland where 3 kids got killed in 1960. An unknown murderer stabbed them while they were in their tent! The band Children of Bodom got their name and inspiration for many of their songs from the murders.

CoB are among the greatest bands ever, check them out!

by Whatever August 11, 2004

global cooling

er..no, AYB, we ARE in one right now, except that our pollution has only delayed its effects.

by whatever August 25, 2003

albite

In your face or bring it on

Albite me you old goon.

by whatever May 13, 2005

mega almy

talking about shit that nobody cares about in a loud and obnoxious manner while wearing pastels.

There were so many hot women at the party until mega almy showed up.

by whatever April 23, 2004

constantine maroulis

The hottest guy in the world, very talented singer on American Idol.

Constantine is a sexy beast!

by whatever April 20, 2005

crandle

Obnoxious cliquey asian kids with gel filled spikey hair

Those crandles love sticking there fingers in wall sockets

by whatever September 8, 2003

cyberathlete

An oxymoron to no end. An athlete is one who participates in a physical sport.

Games are exactly the opposite, you fucking losers. Get a life.

Get off of your fucking ass and stop trying to use excuses to call yourself an athlete.

by whatever August 22, 2003