Anonymous 's definitions

gay

1. jovial or happy, good-spirited

2. a homosexual male or female

3. often used to describe something stupid or unfortunate. originating from homophobia. quite preferable among many teenage males in order to buff up their "masculinity"

1. "We'll have a gay old time."

2. "You DO know he's gay. Notice his homoerotic pornography collection."

3. "Man, these seats are gay. I can't even see what's going on!"

by anonymous January 2, 2004

turnt-turns

Another word for breast, tiddies, or boobs.

"Here comes your mom! Hurry up, and cover your turnt-turns up!"

by Anonymous May 15, 2004

Bill of Rights

The first 10 amendments to the Constitution of the United States of America. Tells the government what kinds of laws they can and can't pass. Includes freedom of speech and freedom of religion, which it specifically says Congress can not deny any American citizen.
President George W. Bush's worst nightmare.

Congress shall pass no law limiting the freedom of speech.

by anonymous March 28, 2004

Minford

Born approximately 21 years ago; debately homosexual but at least metrosexual; enjoys beating people in things such as beer pong and scattergories; his beer pong skills are directly proportional to how mad he is which is also directly proportional to how much clothing he takes off.

I met Minford the other day and I wanted to kill him.

by anonymous January 16, 2005

woc

Term for cow's milk invented in the '60s in an Illinois middle school as an experiment in linguistic divergence.

I like woc and cookies.
Did you hear about happened to Ken? Somebody told a joke and he shot woc out his nose!

by Anonymous October 14, 2004

jealousy

one that thinks jealous thoughts.

I'm jealous of myself.

by anonymous March 24, 2005

UCD

acronym: University of California, Davis (also known as the University of Cow Dung); located in Northern California, UCD is a safety school for those who did not get into UC Berkeley, UCLA, or Stanford

"Dude, why in the hell do you go to UCD? You know that UCD stands for the University of Cow Dung?"

"Because my sorry ass got rejected by Cal and UCLA!"

by Anonymous March 26, 2005