by Anonymous January 19, 2003
by Anonymous September 14, 2003
When my manager called me into work while I was on vacation, I showed up and saluted saying "Gumby here reporting for duty, sir."
by Anonymous March 04, 2003
i stared in amazement as Suzie gave me a huckleberry bazooka and straight gave me my very own jizzy nuts
by Anonymous March 09, 2003
my significant other is a fagtron
by Anonymous October 27, 2003
A Disorder inwhich a person or persons identify with a charater of different sexual preferance; person or persons who are confused with themselfs, and find comfort through another character.
by Anonymous May 12, 2003
shittiest, most overrated state in the United States
Reasons:
1. Monotonous, hot weather...I like sunshine as much as the next person but, damn it, enough is enough
2. Overcrowding...Tract homes built everywhere
3. Liberals run it and it's pretty much useless to vote
4. Crime is getting out of control
5. Traffic is horrible
6. Public schools are corrupt and just plain suck
7. Illegals everywhere
8. House prices are so high that most people can't afford it here. A small, three bedroom house can go higher than $500,000 in Orange County.
9. Pollution has pretty much created a cloud over the Los Angeles Area
10. Fake, materialistic people
11. No morals among these godless people
12. It's just overrated, damn it.
Reasons:
1. Monotonous, hot weather...I like sunshine as much as the next person but, damn it, enough is enough
2. Overcrowding...Tract homes built everywhere
3. Liberals run it and it's pretty much useless to vote
4. Crime is getting out of control
5. Traffic is horrible
6. Public schools are corrupt and just plain suck
7. Illegals everywhere
8. House prices are so high that most people can't afford it here. A small, three bedroom house can go higher than $500,000 in Orange County.
9. Pollution has pretty much created a cloud over the Los Angeles Area
10. Fake, materialistic people
11. No morals among these godless people
12. It's just overrated, damn it.
Note to others: Stay away from California, please. This is the worst state ever. I live here, unfortunately.
by Anonymous June 22, 2006