metamorphosis

(n)- CD created by Hilary Duff's computerized voice, contains certain computerized songs such as "coming clean" and the very few songs that she does in fact sing sound like a drunk girl moaning into a microphone

Brainwashed Ten Year Old: I LOVE METAMORPHOSIS BY HILARY DUFF IT'S AMAZING!!!!!

Smart Person: AAAHHHHH!!! MY EARS!!!! I'M DEAF!!!!! I JUST LISTENED TO METAMORPHOSIS!!!!

by me April 15, 2004

captain planet

three words: he's the devil
he is summoned up by Gaia worshiping hippie fucktards into wicca

Ted Turner has serious mental issues.
captain planet is the gayest thing ever
even Richard Simmons is saying "god damn that show is gay!"

by me April 08, 2006

Rocky

cannabis resin

got sum rocky?

by me October 24, 2003

maelstrom

The most awesome Ragnarok Online guild on chaos server, with the sweetest members in the world.

OMG I was beaten by Maelstrom!!

by Me July 30, 2004

*NSYNC

a boy band that i used to love before i got smart and started listening to green day

i cant believe how much they sucked- they seemed so much better when i was in second grade

by me February 28, 2005

cannibal corpse

4 words. From Skin to Liquid.

Cannibal Corpse has an insane amount of talent and has really dreary sounding slow shit that kicks major quantities of ass.

by Me February 05, 2005

Jeby Eyes

When you get to that state of inebriation that your left eye must look a completely different way then your right eye to focus on the person or object.

Look, she’s got Jeby eyes!

by Me May 13, 2005