nailfile

thin section of steel sandpaper used to fix your ugly nails
I used a nail file to break out of jail.
by Me December 15, 2003
Get the nailfile mug.

Postman Pat

the man with the big head on telly who falls over when ice skates
by me July 22, 2003
Get the Postman Pat mug.

grind

A dance performed in which the female protrudes her buttocks, and the male rubs with his genitals, to the beat of accomanying music. Tends to chaff the penis. ouch...
i ginded her so hard, i couldn't fuck her.
by me February 07, 2006
Get the grind mug.

whack

That game is whack
by ME February 06, 2004
Get the whack mug.

Tats

The big (or little) breasts or a girl's chest that feel great to press up against or to fondle.
by ME October 26, 2004
Get the Tats mug.

woozley

a hairy backed ape type man who works for ntl
woozley put your hairy back away!
by me December 30, 2004
Get the woozley mug.