Tom's definitions

flemitz

a group of squirrels.

I dropped a bag of nuts and it attracted a flemitz.

by tom May 13, 2005

Loughborough

see great, awesome, amazing, full of fit women, and we only take your sisters up the ass because no1 else will have her

'Loughborough is the best university in the Midlands'

'Loughborough in nicer than Wales'

'Loughborough girls give good head'

by Tom May 22, 2004

Kristus

Kristus Vesanus, also known as the sexiiest man alive (note the mispelling) and the person with the koolest online name. Also a haxor, therefore takes away all his sexiiness (once again note the misspelling).

Kelsey: I just love Kristus sooo much!

by Tom December 12, 2003

Ayumi Hamasaki

The Japanese equivalent to Madonna (which is no coincidence considering this is her idol). Ayu is Japan's Queen of Pop music. She has monopolized popular culture in japan today with not only her keen sense of style and fashion but also her hard work ethic. She is not only a JPOP star but has also branched out into ballads and trance through her numerous Cybertrance albums and Ayu-mi-Mix's. She appears in many magazines and on many shows including singing her hit "Evolution" for the New Millenium. Japan's most popular singer alongside JPOP king Gackt. Voice may not be as good as Utada Hikaru but sure has fantastic songs which are more uptempo.

Many songs such as Appears, Evolution, M (Maria)and Real Me. Great trance albums.

by tom January 16, 2004

vaxi

when you clean your bell with bleach

it bloody hurt...

by tom November 25, 2003

mudslide

A mudslide is when your close friend or grandmother reclines on the floor with plastic wrap over their face and you squeeze off a poop onto the plastic wrap. The poop slides off your grandmothers face just like mud off a hill.

Derrick paid me 20 bucks to give her a mudslide last weekend.

by Tom January 10, 2005