Tom's definitions

BUCK

The nickname given to Daniel Buckmaster who is in fact the coolest person in the world

i don't have any examples

by tom March 13, 2005

shake hands with the senator

(v.) to poop; specifically, to poop blissfully (also, "drop a Claude")

history: The bathroom in the Pepper Center, a museum dedicated to the late Senator Claude Pepper (D-FL), is a favorite stop for Florida State University students with impending bowel movements.

After eating that delicious burger at the Loop, it was time to shake hands with the senator.

by Tom August 25, 2004

chickenmcfuckwich

corporate and very bad

Why did you get that KFC
Because I am a cunt

by Tom May 13, 2005

uboot

Pie eating

Dial4fun enters chat
funnyman>> PIE MAN!!
you are being ignored by dial4fun.

by Tom June 4, 2003

Shrek

A celebrity sheep!

All the was from Godzone (New Zealand)

The Prime Minister of New Zealand prefers the company of Shrek the Sheep of the Maori (the native people) activists.

Well, who can blame her?

Baaaaaaaaaaa! Maaaaaaaaa!

Ya know, a sheep? (they go maaaa & baaa)

by Tom July 7, 2004

cum bain-marie

A scrunt who has that much festering man milk up in her foetal pressure cooker that it is running down the insides if her thighs and leaving a trail behind her

Hey Baz and Petro, look at that tall ugly cum bain-marie over their on the road fisting her self, i'd sure like to stick my meat glock in her and punch her ovaries out through her nostrils.

by Tom August 1, 2004

Happiness

It's unobtainable to whats the point defining it

Oh mother, I've attained happiness! Oh wait, i'm on acid..

by Tom May 2, 2003