Tom's definitions

muffin

Can be used after swear words to make them less severe. The seriousness of the explietive and the sheer niceness of the word "muffin" cancel each other out, and the recipient of the full phrase will know that the explietive is not being used entirely seriously.

You just ate the last ice cream, you complete and utter cuntmuffin!

by Tom May 1, 2005

impruida

Music that is usually freely improvised, but sometimes exhibits very loose, mainly conceptual, structure.

I was just downtown and I heard some astounding impruida!

by Tom July 3, 2003

having a go

Complaining, threatening or telling off another person.

Stop having a go at me!
I was like having a phat go at him.

by Tom January 16, 2005

Bukakkalypse

The end of the world by bukkake.

Some believe that at some point in the future, God's will be revealed to a certain privileged few. A giant ejaculation will be released upon the unpriviliged masses and they will drown in a flood of semen, their sins being washed away by God's man-love.

Rejoice over her, thou heaven, and ye holy apostles and prophets; for God hath avenged you on her. Behold the bukakkalypse.

Revelation 18:20

by Tom December 21, 2007

idst

If Destroyed, Stays True.

Put on the end of messages by immature schoolchildren so that if a message is destroyed, it's appatrently still true- regardless of wether or not it was true in the first place.

Can easily be counteracted by destroying the IDST first, removing it's protection, then removing said message.

"rick is gaaaay. IDST"

by Tom January 15, 2005

chickenmcfuckwich

corporate and very bad

Why did you get that KFC
Because I am a cunt

by Tom May 13, 2005

Zaphod Beeblebrox

former galatic president; cool cat who really knows where his towel is

Zaphod Beeblebrox is a knee-biter

by Tom August 1, 2004