Tom's definitions

coejus

a small flightless bird like creature. known to inhabit alpine regions. utilizes strong taloned feet to grab onto rocks for climbing.
In groups they are known as coejii (ii=long i). They usually travel in packs except during mating season when they become solitary and hump anything that moves. Coejii are deadly hunters.

I was attacked by a pack of deadly coejii

by tom July 20, 2004

17

The most random number.

Pick a number. It's not really as good a random number as 17, is it?

by Tom January 1, 2004

Carcer City

A large, abandoned city, overrun with insane 'hunters' competing in blood sport.

Hunters roam the empty streets of Carcer City..

by Tom February 4, 2004

Meat Thermometer

To thrust one's penis into the female/male funny stinky spot

"Tim gave Lauth the Meat Thermometer all night long."

by Tom March 5, 2004

Cruel

Being nasty.

Singin to a blind man, "I can see clearly now the rain has gone."

by Tom February 20, 2003

Basketball IQ

A subjective term used by basketball bloggers that is based on a player’s court awareness, anticipation, defense, and offense, but is mostly used as a backhanded insult about the player’s intelligence.

Although they are the tallest dogs in the world, Great Danes have the lowest Basketball IQ of all canines, due to their high probability of having undescended testicles.

by tom December 23, 2008

CS Player

omg, omg im such a noob 'l33t' 12 year old gay (from i-14)

Those people from i-14

by Tom March 18, 2003