Tom's definitions

splongie

it means it is dodgey

a chinese toy

by tom December 16, 2003

Bill O'Reilly

The cunning and charasmatic host of the #1 rated cable news television show in America, "The O'Reilly Factor." Conservatives love him because he uses common sense and basic morals to form his opinions. Liberals hate him for the same reason. He's all around controversial because he actually speaks his mind and doesn't suck up to ANY of his guests.

Bill O'Reilly put that liberal bitch in her place on the show last night.

by Tom April 28, 2005

fat crakka

Trav Murray

That fat crakka is Tom's brother.

by Tom April 20, 2003

american kiss

Same as a french kiss except its down under so its a blowjob for any of you dumb twits

'Charlotte gave me an american kiss last night'

by Tom January 3, 2005

Pull an office space

When a person quickly switches jobs, from a corporate environment to a construction-related job.

Chris pulled an office space when he became a contractor.

by Tom June 17, 2003

Cockass

It's the offspring of a Donkey and a rooster

Look at that baby Cockass

by Tom August 17, 2004

porn

The cure to a single person(s) depression

Oh thank you God for the porn on the internet

by tom September 19, 2004