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When you shit in your pond pump and clogg it, only to have it burst out onto your mummy’s homegrown tomatoes
I gardam’d in the pond last night
Get the gardammug. 
asshole is a term for someone who acts like a jerk. there are two types of assholes:
1) the type to act like a common asshole
2) the type who is just something else but still acts like an asshole (like humans were monkeys)
1) the type to act like a common asshole
2) the type who is just something else but still acts like an asshole (like humans were monkeys)
rando person: bro kevin is such an asshole
other rando person: kevin is just a different breed
rando person: kevin is just a different species of asshole 🙄
other rando person: kevin is just a different breed
rando person: kevin is just a different species of asshole 🙄
Get the Assholemug. 
Jaxson usually knows how to escalate a situation fast, but overall is a nice guy. Jaxson is a very good listener and is a very good supporter. Jaxson is great in bed and would please any girl or boy. Jaxson usually carry’s a third leg longer than his other two and has chiseled abs to make you go to heaven. Overall Jaxson is a good friend but a better fucker.
Get the Jaxsonmug. 