Dirty Pirate

A Dirty Pirate is a mixed shot, Made with half Captain Morgan spice rum half banana liqueur.

Creator : Christian Howard-Harris

Can I get a dirty pirate

I drank to many dirty pirates

by August 28, 2021

reccesion dating

Dates that do not cost any money!

My pay check is late, so screw this, we are gonna have to be reccesion dating tonight I think

by July 30, 2022

Ugly

something you can relate you

you: I’m ugly.
Person: You aren’t wrong.

by November 17, 2023

Discombaffilated

To be confused in multiple, dimensional, fractional, many, much, in extreme amounts of ways.

Honestly I got discombaffilated by this mans argle-bargle.

by January 31, 2023

iso meth

Meth look alike or twin but in the end you just ain't feeling it😞

Did some iso meth vs the normal hookup now I'm sad n I have no clue why?!!!

by July 10, 2022

lotion

your mom when i- when your- when your mo- when- when your mom- when i and your- when your mom and i- when when WHEN

per 1: I bought this new lotion at bath and body work-
per 2: when your mom- when your- when your - when your mom and i- me when your mo- when your mom and me- when your- when your mom-
per 1: please stop

by September 20, 2021

Ali sugardick Morris

Ali sugar dick Morris is usually a warm person with open arms to anyone. Ali sd Morris often takes unpredictably big shits in the morning which WILL block your water system. He has a kind smile with a twinkle in his eyes. Ali also tends to have a twilight addiction and fanaticises one particular Scene (the part where Bella sees Edward shine and twinkle) Ali will most likely ask you to re-enact it. With ali you will always end up having a good time and will make you feel comfortable in everything you do. He’s got good chat, crack and back. He’s a great guitarist but will force u to sit and listen to him or he will throw a hissy fit. All in all Ali sugardick Morris is and amazing person who’s make an effort to make you feel good, never let this Ali go because he does have 10 other girls on his line.

Has a great date with Ali sugardick Morris, but it got weird when he started rehearsing scenes from twilight in ransom out breaks

by July 01, 2022