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Dick Heart

When someone mispronounces the name of French philosopher "Descarte" very badly
"Hey, I was reading that new Dick Heart book yesterday! It's really good!"
by February 19, 2019
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fedora

A popular hat, which is the ugliest hat possible for someone to wear. Cancerous edgelords with no taste only wear fedoras. Top hats are good looking, stylish and cool. Fedoras are truly, and completely, just ugly.
idiot: I'm gonna wear a fedora whenever I go out into the sunlight, and claim that they're stylish and cool online.

An actual human being with a sense of style: fedoras are ugly, dumb ass. Top Hats are stylish and cool.

person in public: Holy shit, what the fuck. That kid over there is wearing a fedora with his t-shirt. What an edgelord.

*tons of people continue to stare*

idiot: Oh my god, it's working. I'm suspicious and cool.
by February 18, 2019
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UHN

The sound of the Roblox Death Sound.
I joined roblox in 2010 and all I’ve heard for years is UHN.

Many upon many of people who are common trash say it’s “oof”.

How in hell does the roblox death sound sound like “oof”?

It’s UHN.
*Falls onto roblox red spikes*
UHN
by October 19, 2018
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Ooph

How “oof” should actually be spelled. But common trash use “oof” all the time. Common trash also believe “oof” is the roblox death sound, when “UHN” is the roblox death sound.

And if oof was the roblox death sound, it would be ooph instead. But it’s UHN.
“Ooph I feel like shit.”

Justin: He said he didn’t love me anymore.

Greg: ooph
by October 19, 2018
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Horny High

When someone gets horny and the idea of getting high turns them on.

I myself, and I know others, hate the idea of people who do anything to poison themselves. Such as smoking, drinking, drugs, etc.

But when we get horny, the idea of a person of the sex that we like getting high makes us horny and go mad, and we love the idea for the time of horniness.

For some, such as myself, even the words, or the objects can turn you on. Words such as vape, 420, Meth, vaping, high, bong, weed, Smoking weed, dank, etc.

I myself also get turned on my Bongs themselves. I enjoy jerking off to a bong next to some big titties, or a clit. Or sometimes a bong right next to a big white cock. Or someone taking a hit from a bong while naked. This all turns me on. Ive jerked off to pictures of weed and pictures of bongs alone.

For others, they could have other reasons getting high turns them on.

I think the major reason in this resulting is the idea of such words and acts being so bad and wrong normally, but also exciting that it's so secretive and bad.

But, like I said, after orgasm or horniness had passed, the person, such as myself or others, hate the idea that people do such things again, and we hate ourselves for finding excitement in such things. In such lowlife things.
Shawn: Ugh. I'm so horny right now..

Fred: Horny Highs got you. You should look up a nice vid of a guy naked smoking out of a bong. That'll do ya.

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Josh: Damn. Now I hate myself for jerking to that. Damn horny highs.
by June 18, 2018
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1337

An Easter-egg number used by the internet, and sometimes even in real life too.

Just like 666, or 69, people commonly use 1337 as an easteregg number anywhere. People may say it randomly in games, in chats or have it pasted randomly in any media.
Achievement 1337: Find the hidden room.

Player: 1Hoi guy3s Im3 new7
by March 26, 2018
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Ufff

What little kids online type for attention, practically begging for an online date.

An irritating text sound most likely connected to little attention and lots of sexual desire.

Mostly used in games, but can also be found online on sites such as "tumblr".

Example: an abandoned japanease horror app game called "Murder Online", where the chat is anonymous and people should just play, but instead, kids sit around and only chat, pasting roleplaying names before saying something, and pretend random kids also chatting are their friends or boyfriends/girlfriends. They will sit around in the game doing nothing but chatting hiding outside the map from killers that actually play the game correctly, and paste a roleplaying name every time before they speak, and think this abandoned app game and the other kids on it are their life. It's really sadistic.
Example:

*hi

*Max: hi how ar u

*... ew roleplay name pasting kid

*good

*Syd: hi max I was loking for you all day

*Max: well now im on ur servr :)

*Kiran: uffffffffff

*wtf.. roleplay name paster kid are you mentally ill? Why are you randomly saying "ufff"

*Kiran: ufffffffffff

*... mentally ill kid

*Kat: it means he's bored

*Kiran: ufffffff

*that's the sound mentally ill kids do to get attention.

*Kiran: ufffffffffffffffffffffffffff

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Dog: uffff

:get a life roleplay name pasting attention seeking kid. This is an abandoned horror app game. Play the game and stop pretending random kids on here are your friends

Dog: uffffffff
by February 20, 2018
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