When you got either a clean or dirty foot and feeling kinda frisky so you jerk a cock ... And he LOVES IT!!!
My boyfriend fell asleep in the chair and I stuck my foot up his basketball shorts and dirty foot jerked him off
Get the Dirty Foot Jerkmug. 
Toby is the MOST sweetest and cutest person I have EVER met!!!
You will never regret meeting Toby <33
You will never regret meeting Toby <33
Get the Tobymug. 
The purest soul to exist. She has a beautiful heart and helps people whenever in need. Her outward appearance too adds up to the fact of her being kind and generous. If u have a Laipii in your life she is just way too precious.
Get the Laipiimug. When a man walks by his girlfriend on the inside of the sidewalk while making her walk closest to the road, that way if there's any danger she can take the damage leaving the man to escape unharmed. It's human nature.
Reverse sidewalk rule? Nah man, fuck that she can walk closest to the street, I ain't about to take on a moving car.... I'm not about that life, bitches are replaceable, I'm not.
Get the Reverse sidewalk rulemug.