When you fuck a Tijuana hooker in the ass and inadvertently end up with a jalapeno seed in your pee hole leading to an infection which makes your dick look like a swollen, angry bull frog.
Dude, about a week after our trip to Mexico my dick swelled up so big!!! I went to the doctor and he found a pepper seed in my pee hole. That slut gave me a jalapeno bull frog
A person that has not luck, is smart, has depression, cute, tall and funny.
Plays very well at every game that has been created by: Humans, dogs, aliens, cats... And has been minimum 5 times in a hospital each week.
Plays very well at every game that has been created by: Humans, dogs, aliens, cats... And has been minimum 5 times in a hospital each week.
*BasatiyaSnow has been blown by a creeper*
Bro: Bruh it's been 19 times now.
BasatiyaSnow: I know...
Bro: ...
Bro: You've been playing 15 minutes...
BasatiyaSnow: I KNOW
Bro: Bruh it's been 19 times now.
BasatiyaSnow: I know...
Bro: ...
Bro: You've been playing 15 minutes...
BasatiyaSnow: I KNOW