Shithouse polio occurs when you are taking a shit with your phone in your hands. You don't realize that you just spent 45 minutes going through online bullshit. You go to stand up and wobble or fall to the ground because your.legs are weak or asleep
I was dumping the kids off at the pool the other day, and started looking at porn on my phone. I stood up and went head first into the wall because I had contracted shithouse polio.
Get the shithouse poliomug. 
The most beautiful girl you’ll meet. Once in a lifetime sort of a girl. She’s the life of a party. She loves food and gets annoyed easily. She is a pure soul with a beautiful heart.
If you have a Tejaswani in your life, how does it feel to be God’s favourite?
If you have a Tejaswani in your life, how does it feel to be God’s favourite?
Get the tejaswanimug. Shut your bitch ass up Bustasspussy
Get the Bustasspussymug. The girl who wishes she’s the main character but is really the background character to a movie all about her friends
She is tall and somewhat of kind and finds very short guts attractive
She is tall and somewhat of kind and finds very short guts attractive
Get the luchinamug. Name of lord Krishna which means the lord of senses...he is very very friendly to people and he loves the company of friends.. he is very handsome
Hirishikesh is a handsome boy
Get the hirishikeshmug.