Picture a man who's basically Harvey Specter's long-lost brother, minus the lawyer fees. His communication style is either sharing his thoughts like he's being paid by the word (he talks a lot about business), or he's doing his best impression of a mime. There's no in-between, think Schrödinger's conversationalist.
Here is my favourite part, Bentley is the kind of guy who'll ask for your opinion on which road to take, he'll ask you for the source, accuracy and whatnot, nod thoughtfully, and then cheerfully drive in the complete opposite direction. Nothing personal, it's just Bentley being Bentley.
Yes, you might need to explain about the definition of emotions to him like you're teaching advanced calculus to a lion, but trust me, it's worth it. After all, who else will keep you warm with their fiery temperament while simultaneously playing it cooler than a penguin's pantry?
Here is my favourite part, Bentley is the kind of guy who'll ask for your opinion on which road to take, he'll ask you for the source, accuracy and whatnot, nod thoughtfully, and then cheerfully drive in the complete opposite direction. Nothing personal, it's just Bentley being Bentley.
Yes, you might need to explain about the definition of emotions to him like you're teaching advanced calculus to a lion, but trust me, it's worth it. After all, who else will keep you warm with their fiery temperament while simultaneously playing it cooler than a penguin's pantry?
I love you Bentley, most ardently.
Get the Bentleymug. 1 : a guy (such as a y sheikh) that Jamila thinks is seen and appears to be real but that does not exist
2 : something that Jamila hope for or want but that is not possible or real
2 : something that Jamila hope for or want but that is not possible or real
J: I told my Bahraini Sheikh BF to get me a room at the Four Seasons Doha.
B: thats such a Jamirage !
B: thats such a Jamirage !
Get the jamiragemug. 
Get the menstruationmug. Avalyssa is the name of a really dope ass lady who’s super hot and cool and she is always a good hugger and she smells hella good.
Get the Avalyssamug.