Zephaniah

Zephaniah Is Really Good At Everything.
by November 25, 2021
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Tshwarelo

Tshwarelo is a clean, good looking, well built man. Energetic, joyful, and a bit childlike. Smart as a whip but sometimes’o tshwarelo kgole’. A ladie’s man he is, a gentleman ofcos. Gets jealous over their significant/s other v quickly but tends to hide their vulnerable side, although they act tough and heartless they very much appreciate quality time w their loved ones and words of affirmation. Enjoys exploring and being dominant in bed. Has minor anger and serve trust issues but who can blame? unfaithful world we live in these days. Communication is a piece of pie to him but vulnerability, yikes. Apologises when wrong and values loyalty.
tshwa/re/lo
proper noun
chommie Tshwarelo is everything i’ve ever wanted in a man.”

noun
“i need me a tshwarelo ngl”
by November 23, 2021
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Matel

That one girl who has a messed up sleep schedule and always does their homework last second.
She will always procrastinate until the very end. She will never give you a second chance if you dump her.
She will always try and cheer someone up if she sees any sign of sadness. She is one of the funniest babagrils you will meet in your life. If you ever find someone named Matel, shes someone you need to keep. Shes an angel from hell and can be hella annoying. However, her annoyingness will bring a spark to your life. You'll never get bored of her. She hates sports and has okay grades.
Friend: Did you hear about Matel's dick?
Matel: The male Matel guy? Yeah, I saw it.
by May 21, 2022
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Pike (insult)

A word used to insult someone in a seemingly jokey way, but actually meaning it very much.
Pike (insult)
Person 1: You’re a pike
Person 2: haha
Person 1: literally tho, you’re a twat
by October 29, 2021
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william hess

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rubytha

Rubytha
Rubytha
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turd

Literally licking someone’s arse until they turd into your mouth and you swallow it whole.
My girl turded me last night it was great
by January 15, 2021
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