☆★Midas★☆'s definitions

sweaty domination

Read “Dirty Domination”, okay? But with a boob, stomach, penis, balls, vagina, ass, foot fetish…

Marigold: Honey I’m home! Ahhh what are you doing?
*Foot licking* Oooh yes daddy lick me clean.
*Salty sex sounds* oooooOoOooOooOoh

That’s what a sweaty domination is…

by ☆★Midas★☆ February 13, 2022

Wish-Wosh

The act of gaining a sexy lassie's trust only to give'r the ol' "quarter pounder with balls".

Jules: Dad, have you seen my phone?
Me: Come in my room, it might be anywhere...
Jules: Ok!
Later...
(Muffled) Dad stop i'm only 15.
Me: That's what she said, and that's what you're 'bout to say soon...
Jules: What?
Me: *lip bites naughtily*
Jules: OoooOooOOOooh daddy yes! Give it to me! Gimme the ol' wish-wosh

by ☆★Midas★☆ February 7, 2022

Totem_pole

A total asshole, they always have to have a damn opinion, they always have a fucking opinion. Mostly against the Americans with the stupid "Oooh they're fatasses 'cuz they are in the United States!". You do not deserve to be in this situation, he's a humongous dipshit who can go up Satan's flaming arsehole.

Totem_pole: Haha Americans use the word "ass" because their retarded fatasses can't say arse correctly.
Me: Well yo ass can't shut the fuck up because YOUR know it all smartass is full of shit!
Totem_poledancerthatsugly: Haha shit-sagging American suck my dick!
Me: No you fuckwit! I'm European. I mean... crikey! Seems like YOU'VE been the one stacking on all the maccas!
Totem_shit: What?
Me: I hope you get bitten in the leg by a kangaroo!

by ☆★Midas★☆ February 27, 2022

April 4th

National fuck your wife day!
Fuck your wife while playing Pokémon GO.

I fucked my wife while playing Pokemon GO, exactly on April 4th her vagina was hotter than a Charizard.

by ☆★Midas★☆ April 3, 2022

dino stomach

When you fuck a girl so deep and hard, that her egg fucking explodes. Then, causing an extinction in her ovaries.

It was a casual day in the Angry Bird Kingdom... and oh! WHAT THE FUCK?!
Red: So Chuck you will not believe this
Chuck: Wha-
Bomb: Hey man what the fuck did you do to my bed.
Jay Jake and Jim: We fucked our 3 twin sisters last night!
Red: ...
Bomb: I just pounded your mother last night, Jake!
Jim: NANI?
Bomb: I gave her a dino stomach!
Matilda: Looks like I'll shoot other things out my ass!
\('v')/ good for you

by ☆★Midas★☆ February 15, 2022

Your Mom

The best comeback in the world

Guy 1: Hey your penis is a tic tac!!!
Guy 2: No wonder why your moms breath smells so fresh.

by ☆★Midas★☆ November 22, 2021

cryptopartography

The study of a subject's private parts.
Hence the greek term:
Crypto-pars. Which means... "hidden part".
Private being one of the synonyms of hidden.

Parry: Son?! Where have you been?
Kyle: I've been studying Cryptopartography! My friend Kate and I were bored.
Parry: Just plugging in the 1TB hard drive.
Kyle: There's exactly 1TB of cryptoparsoptic photos on that.
Parry: Ohhhh...Kay...
Kyle: They're all 480p
Parry: Goodness gracious! Results of... nice white cum white open pussy porn XVideos.com 10 minutes?!
Steven: ATTA BOY!! That's my son!

by ☆★Midas★☆ February 21, 2022