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Totem_pole

A total asshole, they always have to have a damn opinion, they always have a fucking opinion. Mostly against the Americans with the stupid "Oooh they're fatasses 'cuz they are in the United States!". You do not deserve to be in this situation, he's a humongous dipshit who can go up Satan's flaming arsehole.
Totem_pole: Haha Americans use the word "ass" because their retarded fatasses can't say arse correctly.
Me: Well yo ass can't shut the fuck up because YOUR know it all smartass is full of shit!
Totem_poledancerthatsugly: Haha shit-sagging American suck my dick!
Me: No you fuckwit! I'm European. I mean... crikey! Seems like YOU'VE been the one stacking on all the maccas!
Totem_shit: What?
Me: I hope you get bitten in the leg by a kangaroo!
by ☆★Midas★☆ February 27, 2022
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🏳️ 🌈

I’m gay lol. 🖕🐵🏳️ 🌈
Me: SHUT THE FUCK UP AND GET AWAY FROM ME!!!
Gayass: IM A FEMBOY THO!
Me: Welcome to the club you are fine then
by ☆★Midas★☆ February 8, 2022
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October 26th

National bring your favorite anime character to life and fuck them in the ass day!
This effect only works for 24 hours after the summoning and you can only do this once a year no exceptions.
Jeremiah: Hey why is that nigga crying?
Jayda: oh he missed October 26th and his anime waifu wasnt there to please his gay ass.
by ☆★Midas★☆ October 26, 2022
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4

Quad.
2x2.
Sqare.
Quadrupled.
There are 4 big tits in my face.
by ☆★Midas★☆ February 20, 2022
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sweaty domination

Read “Dirty Domination”, okay? But with a boob, stomach, penis, balls, vagina, ass, foot fetish
Marigold: Honey I’m home! Ahhh what are you doing?
*Foot licking* Oooh yes daddy lick me clean.
*Salty sex sounds* oooooOoOooOooOoh

That’s what a sweaty domination is…
by ☆★Midas★☆ February 13, 2022
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Poop thrust

A person who is capable of thrusting backward so hard, they rocket-launch all the shit out their anus.
Guy 1: Hmph Hrrmph
Guy 3: What the fuck is he doing?
Guy 2: Oh, Tim over there? He's poop thrusting the shit out of him.
Guy 3: ...
by ☆★Midas★☆ December 8, 2021
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Nigga

There are 30 hot niggas fucking me.
by ☆★Midas★☆ April 3, 2022
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