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penis

Hey do you have a penis?
Girl: No f**k you
by ☆★Midas★☆ December 2, 2021
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2

There are 2 balls per 1 penis.
by ☆★Midas★☆ February 20, 2022
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bobshit

When you wiggle your ass to get the shit out.
Honey can you come out!
Me: 5 more minutes im bobshitting
by ☆★Midas★☆ December 2, 2021
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Cousin

Someone in the family that is acceptible to fuck...
by ☆★Midas★☆ February 8, 2022
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Windows 1.0

The very first OS, not DOS, of Microsoft's computers, it was't a big hit, but it can also be known as Windows 1.01 a few days after it's release. The system came in a floppy drive that you can insert into a computer to read and will load the OS, it wasn't a really great operating system, as it was only really availabe to huge businesses and wasn't at first intended for home use. It was also declared too old to be running after Windows XP's release date.
Windows 1.0:
Prodecessor: None
Successor: Windows 1.1x
Release date: November 20, 1985.
End of support date: 2001
by ☆★Midas★☆ March 10, 2022
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niggalovania

Black sans, you may call me racist because im white, but if you're white, you had to type the n word to get here. ^o^ Lol
You: Im GoNnA tYpE nIgGaLoVaNiA On UrBaN dIcTiOnArY aNd CaLl SoMe OnE oUt FoR iT.

Me: Lol you racist
by ☆★Midas★☆ February 3, 2022
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If your girlfriend has...

...a scar on her right eye.
One golden left eye.
Has black hair.
Is pale as can fucking be.
and has nice breasts and a good 2 inch cleavage...
That's not your girlfriend
Thats my fucking wife... Marigold.
Jules: Hey dad look, I'm lesbian!
Me: THATS A SIN! GIVE ME THAT OR ELSE GOD WILL FUCKING SEND YOU TO HELL!
Me: Oh, some nice tits.

Wait... If your girlfriend has...
WAIT THAT'S YOUR MOM
Jules: Lgbtqia+
Me: The I stands for incest...

Jules: DAD WAIT...
Me: *Strips her*
Jules: Oh daddy please no oh my god not again daddy wait hol o- OOoOoOoooOhhhh. AhhhhhHaAAA Oh daddy harder ohhhh. Stick- OooooOOOOooOaaaaahHH

Me: *cums*
by ☆★Midas★☆ January 31, 2022
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