by ☆★Midas★☆ February 27, 2022
Jules: Dad, have you seen my phone?
Me: Come in my room, it might be anywhere...
Jules: Ok!
Later...
(Muffled) Dad stop i'm only 15.
Me: That's what she said, and that's what you're 'bout to say soon...
Jules: What?
Me: *lip bites naughtily*
Jules: OoooOooOOOooh daddy yes! Give it to me! Gimme the ol' wish-wosh
Me: Come in my room, it might be anywhere...
Jules: Ok!
Later...
(Muffled) Dad stop i'm only 15.
Me: That's what she said, and that's what you're 'bout to say soon...
Jules: What?
Me: *lip bites naughtily*
Jules: OoooOooOOOooh daddy yes! Give it to me! Gimme the ol' wish-wosh
by ☆★Midas★☆ February 08, 2022
A boat of wonders...
Many...
Many...
Wonders...
Have you ever wanted to know the feeling of cumming in your daughter's ass in the middle of a tropical rainforest filled with dinosaurs that wear armor?
No?
Just me? Ok then.
But with the monthly subscription of $999999999 dollars, go through a custom adventure.
Yeah! You flaming bullshit.
Many...
Many...
Wonders...
Have you ever wanted to know the feeling of cumming in your daughter's ass in the middle of a tropical rainforest filled with dinosaurs that wear armor?
No?
Just me? Ok then.
But with the monthly subscription of $999999999 dollars, go through a custom adventure.
Yeah! You flaming bullshit.
Hey man have you seen my wonderboat.
Jake from Statefarm: Nah what for?
I wanna know the experience of cumming in my daughters ass in the middle of a rainforest filled with dinosaurs wearing armor.
Jake from statefarm: What the fuck?
Jake from Statefarm: Nah what for?
I wanna know the experience of cumming in my daughters ass in the middle of a rainforest filled with dinosaurs wearing armor.
Jake from statefarm: What the fuck?
by ☆★Midas★☆ January 28, 2022
A person who is capable of thrusting backward so hard, they rocket-launch all the shit out their anus.
Guy 1: Hmph Hrrmph
Guy 3: What the fuck is he doing?
Guy 2: Oh, Tim over there? He's poop thrusting the shit out of him.
Guy 3: ...
Guy 3: What the fuck is he doing?
Guy 2: Oh, Tim over there? He's poop thrusting the shit out of him.
Guy 3: ...
by ☆★Midas★☆ December 09, 2021
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by ☆★Midas★☆ February 14, 2022
The act of being held to the wall by the character Marigold from Fortnite, while she pounds your dick up her golden pussy, then strips you naked and shoves a dildo up your ass. Don't worry, she'll cuddle you, sleep with you, and have a relationship with you. But 20% of the day revolves around sex.
You can make this happen while saying, "Penises and Balls" in a friends house while pissing on the floor. This is an alternate of Midas sex.
You can make this happen while saying, "Penises and Balls" in a friends house while pissing on the floor. This is an alternate of Midas sex.
by ☆★Midas★☆ January 13, 2022