His cock is sooo sexy your cock is fucking nothing to it. His cock is soooo big that when he fucks marigold she has it coming out her mouth.
🥵🥖😅
So you like my dick? It’s… nothing much.
Oh… my… how did you get it.
It’s my ‘special Midas’ big sexy cock’.
So you like my dick? It’s… nothing much.
Oh… my… how did you get it.
It’s my ‘special Midas’ big sexy cock’.
by ☆★Midas★☆ February 05, 2022
When you have the motivation to do something useful after work, only for you to sit down and play video games and whine about how little time you have to do something useful every day.
Negrito: I know I said I’d do it after work, but I’m tired right now and I think I deserve to nap.
George: What the mega brain fart was that? Get up and do the dishes, laundry, cooking, plumbing, lighting, cleaning, kitchen, bathroom, and universe right now young man.
Negrito: *depressed*
George: What the mega brain fart was that? Get up and do the dishes, laundry, cooking, plumbing, lighting, cleaning, kitchen, bathroom, and universe right now young man.
Negrito: *depressed*
by ☆★Midas★☆ February 21, 2024
The act of spraying cologne in a girls pussy. Then proceeding to jump on her stomach until she burps up her bodily fluids, sqeezing them and rubbing them against your balls, penis, ass, etc. Substituting it for "perfume".
Hey Rahmõnd, have you seen my cologne?
Rahmõnd: ìm śťĺļļ měxĺcāň
Kiy: Oh, Yeah. ķijfloral perfumeěėęıžāăijijĺļļħģĺķijğġķķġĺőijăăęij ķęėěėėėňőijķŕŕijıbęąňëŕķğıăăěiııęęęăāžšžėěiııňňňňňňňňňňňňňňőőijııńįįįēěžšššabusivehispanicparentingķķęėėāāęğğġąąąġćąăăă
Rahmőnd: Stop you ŕąċişť peeeeeyice of sheeeyit.
Rahmõnd: ìm śťĺļļ měxĺcāň
Kiy: Oh, Yeah. ķijfloral perfumeěėęıžāăijijĺļļħģĺķijğġķķġĺőijăăęij ķęėěėėėňőijķŕŕijıbęąňëŕķğıăăěiııęęęăāžšžėěiııňňňňňňňňňňňňňňőőijııńįįįēěžšššabusivehispanicparentingķķęėėāāęğğġąąąġćąăăă
Rahmőnd: Stop you ŕąċişť peeeeeyice of sheeeyit.
by ☆★Midas★☆ January 31, 2022
The study of a subject's private parts.
Hence the greek term:
Crypto-pars. Which means... "hidden part".
Private being one of the synonyms of hidden.
Hence the greek term:
Crypto-pars. Which means... "hidden part".
Private being one of the synonyms of hidden.
Parry: Son?! Where have you been?
Kyle: I've been studying Cryptopartography! My friend Kate and I were bored.
Parry: Just plugging in the 1TB hard drive.
Kyle: There's exactly 1TB of cryptoparsoptic photos on that.
Parry: Ohhhh...Kay...
Kyle: They're all 480p
Parry: Goodness gracious! Results of... nice white cum white open pussy porn XVideos.com 10 minutes?!
Steven: ATTA BOY!! That's my son!
Kyle: I've been studying Cryptopartography! My friend Kate and I were bored.
Parry: Just plugging in the 1TB hard drive.
Kyle: There's exactly 1TB of cryptoparsoptic photos on that.
Parry: Ohhhh...Kay...
Kyle: They're all 480p
Parry: Goodness gracious! Results of... nice white cum white open pussy porn XVideos.com 10 minutes?!
Steven: ATTA BOY!! That's my son!
by ☆★Midas★☆ February 22, 2022
Little penis man: StAr WaRs Is GaY!!! 🤤🤤🤤🤤
Boba Fett: Why don’t you take your Star Trek microass and slam it on your dick, oh wait… like you have one!!! I be 🅱️usin’ man!
Boba Fett: Why don’t you take your Star Trek microass and slam it on your dick, oh wait… like you have one!!! I be 🅱️usin’ man!
by ☆★Midas★☆ February 18, 2022
Someone really prepared to go into the magical abyss where people fuck their daughters in the car to the armoured dinosaur forest.
by ☆★Midas★☆ March 28, 2022
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