☆★Midas★☆'s definitions
When a couple has sex right after at least one of them just came home without getting a chance to take a shower. Dirty only meaning sweaty, but if you have a boob, stomach, penis, balls, vagina, ass, or foot fetish, then it’s just a sweaty domination, don’t forget not to mix the 2.
Marigold: Honey I’m home! Ahhh… what are you doing???
Hey!
Ohhh
Ahhh
Ooh yeah daddy…
*Sweaty testicle banging on sweaty pussy* ooooOoOOooOoh Daddy harder faster better stronger. Dirty domination daddy oooOoOoooOooOOooOoh daddy yes.
Hey!
Ohhh
Ahhh
Ooh yeah daddy…
*Sweaty testicle banging on sweaty pussy* ooooOoOOooOoh Daddy harder faster better stronger. Dirty domination daddy oooOoOoooOooOOooOoh daddy yes.
by ☆★Midas★☆ February 13, 2022
Get the Dirty Domination mug.The sexiest chick you'll ever fucking see, she'll burn your eyes just by looking at her. She's even sexier than Marigold! Her white drooping pussyflaps are the sexiest size. Her nice sweaty pussy fits the just perfect girth and length of your cock, she's perfect. Her white titties are full of fun, she will come home every night from work just to slightly barely unbutten her shirt to show the tops of her tits, she will make you turn on brighter than the fucking sun. Your dick fits in her cleaveage perfectly, just making it the perfect conditions to cum so far in her throat. She will have you dominate you like a country in WW2. She will ride you SO HARD you will shoot your cum up her gaping white butthole like Hitler shooting the Americans. She will dominate you, she wants you, and you... whoever reading this, deserve the world.
Hey Midas, hows your wife, Marigold?
Me: Oh, Her, Yaah, I found myself a fun-sized mommy last night and I fucking owned that pussy like a monopoly plot.
Hmmm... I'm kinda jealous
Me: Oh you... wanna play??
Her: Oh fun! Whadd'ya have?
Me: *lip bites while blushing*
Her: Ohhh... that game... *strips*
Me: My dick will fit! FUCKIN' FIT I MEAN!
Her: OooooOoOooOOooh Daddy harder... Ohhhhh *squirts*
Me: Well I was gonna make a sextape but I nutted so fast it's a gif. Oh well...
Me: Oh, Her, Yaah, I found myself a fun-sized mommy last night and I fucking owned that pussy like a monopoly plot.
Hmmm... I'm kinda jealous
Me: Oh you... wanna play??
Her: Oh fun! Whadd'ya have?
Me: *lip bites while blushing*
Her: Ohhh... that game... *strips*
Me: My dick will fit! FUCKIN' FIT I MEAN!
Her: OooooOoOooOOooh Daddy harder... Ohhhhh *squirts*
Me: Well I was gonna make a sextape but I nutted so fast it's a gif. Oh well...
by ☆★Midas★☆ February 3, 2022
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Guy 2: "I was just playing Zelda Breath Of The Wild and I fell off this fucking cliff! Urrgfrrgg!"
Guy 2: "I was just playing Zelda Breath Of The Wild and I fell off this fucking cliff! Urrgfrrgg!"
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Get the Urrgfrrgg mug.A dumb fatass who snores so loudly, it sounds like a category 10,000 hurricane from 2 rooms away, aka you could use "my dad".
Guy 1: bro i'm tryin to sleep here! What's up with your fucking dad!?
Guy 2-3: Dude cover your ears he's boutta go super sayin! Hes snore-addicted!
Guy 2-3: Dude cover your ears he's boutta go super sayin! Hes snore-addicted!
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Get the Yeah I’m into bdsm… mug.When you relieve yourself from constipation by shitting. And the shit log is so big that it penetrates your ass.
Me: OoooOOOooh yeah I dropped a heavy payload.
Marigold: what the fuck?
Me: That shit was so fucking huge… I saw it going through my stomach!
Marigold: That… probably felt kinda gay ngl.
Me: Yeah I just got my ass penetrated by a gay poo…
Marigold: what the fuck?
Me: That shit was so fucking huge… I saw it going through my stomach!
Marigold: That… probably felt kinda gay ngl.
Me: Yeah I just got my ass penetrated by a gay poo…
by ☆★Midas★☆ February 8, 2022
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