☆★Midas★☆'s definitions

Ford Dodge

A car many people own but 98% of the dodges you see are either being sheltered in or are trashed as fuck.

Han: Hey I have a ford dodge.
Henos: Poor ass

by ☆★Midas★☆ January 24, 2022

war hamster

Someone really prepared to go into the magical abyss where people fuck their daughters in the car to the armoured dinosaur forest.

Hey dude you can’t go there it’s too dangerous.
Mate I’m a fucking war hamster!

by ☆★Midas★☆ March 28, 2022

Ptenis

When you type "penis" but make the most 'dumbass' typo. (because p and t are 5 keys apart)

Man: "Search up ptenis"
Google: "Do you mean 'pterodactyl penis'?"
Man: "No"
Google: Shuts off computer

by ☆★Midas★☆ November 22, 2021

Livepool

Deadpool, but janky as fuck and his powers suck. He can't take a single pinch without his head falling off. And when he does, he gets infected so surviving is hella useless. He can't eat one burger without his colon exploding out his asshole. He also is so weak that he pisses blood.

Jake: Hey wanna watch deadpool?
Carlos: Nah man i'm watchin' this guys shit his heart out!
Jake: Livepool is shit

by ☆★Midas★☆ January 4, 2022

ambatublo

When you’re about to blow but it’s too close and you need to announce it quickly so you yell “ambatublo”

Girl: oh yeah *slurp slip sleeurp slap smack slurpity slep slurp*
Ronald: I’m about t- t- t-, ambatublo bitch wait oh no watch out!
Girl: *covered in white sludge*

by ☆★Midas★☆ February 21, 2024

Work it, make it, do it, makes us...

Shut-up you peice of shit, you imbecile. This is one of the funniest daft punk songs out there!

Work it, make it, do it, makes us... harder, better, faster, stronger...
Now this next clip can be created on the iDaft app by starting at the first one and going to the second below one, then doing that on the right then doing it on the second row. Just search up the fucking meme alright?
Work it harder make it better, do it faster makes us stronger more than ever hour after, our work is NEVER OVER. Creepy I know...

by ☆★Midas★☆ February 16, 2022

penis

Something that you'll never have

Hey do you have a penis?
Girl: No f**k you

by ☆★Midas★☆ December 2, 2021