A song that my sister and bro made up, but I revamped it a wee little bit. Only to have words like shit and dick in it.
Singing: 1, 2, unbuckle my shoe
3, 4, Make me shit on the floor
5, 6, Lets have some hot sex!
7, 8, Let's stay up real late
9, 10, When I see you, my dick is like big ben, both in size and sound!
"Ding Dong Ding Dong"
Thats the "123456" song
3, 4, Make me shit on the floor
5, 6, Lets have some hot sex!
7, 8, Let's stay up real late
9, 10, When I see you, my dick is like big ben, both in size and sound!
"Ding Dong Ding Dong"
Thats the "123456" song
by ☆★Midas★☆ January 19, 2022

Little penis man: StAr WaRs Is GaY!!! 🤤🤤🤤🤤
Boba Fett: Why don’t you take your Star Trek microass and slam it on your dick, oh wait… like you have one!!! I be 🅱️usin’ man!
Boba Fett: Why don’t you take your Star Trek microass and slam it on your dick, oh wait… like you have one!!! I be 🅱️usin’ man!
by ☆★Midas★☆ February 17, 2022

Work it, make it, do it, makes us... harder, better, faster, stronger...
Now this next clip can be created on the iDaft app by starting at the first one and going to the second below one, then doing that on the right then doing it on the second row. Just search up the fucking meme alright?
Work it harder make it better, do it faster makes us stronger more than ever hour after, our work is NEVER OVER. Creepy I know...
Now this next clip can be created on the iDaft app by starting at the first one and going to the second below one, then doing that on the right then doing it on the second row. Just search up the fucking meme alright?
Work it harder make it better, do it faster makes us stronger more than ever hour after, our work is NEVER OVER. Creepy I know...
by ☆★Midas★☆ February 16, 2022

When you’re about to blow but it’s too close and you need to announce it quickly so you yell “ambatublo”
Girl: oh yeah *slurp slip sleeurp slap smack slurpity slep slurp*
Ronald: I’m about t- t- t-, ambatublo bitch wait oh no watch out!
Girl: *covered in white sludge*
Ronald: I’m about t- t- t-, ambatublo bitch wait oh no watch out!
Girl: *covered in white sludge*
by ☆★Midas★☆ February 21, 2024


by ☆★Midas★☆ February 08, 2022
