85 definitions by ☆★Midas★☆
A stupid fuck dumbass piece of shit that decided to be in my browser at the worst time. It’s an unpopular infamous piece of horse shit that was made by some dumbfuck ass brain cheesecock russian to infect other’s searches, it only does annoying shit like redirect you to Bing. Or even porn sites. Don’t worry I’m on my phone right now so Safari is safe, but I do gotta tell you be careful. I do blame my brother for clicking random ads.
Jaden: hey sweetie, got my mothers day present?
Jackson: Hold on mother, I was sending you gifts, but ationwindon decided to infect my asshole so now I just ordered you 125 milf cut-outs, 647 dildos, and now there are about 1.4 million men who want to fuck you right now.
Jackson: Hold on mother, I was sending you gifts, but ationwindon decided to infect my asshole so now I just ordered you 125 milf cut-outs, 647 dildos, and now there are about 1.4 million men who want to fuck you right now.
by ☆★Midas★☆ May 10, 2022
The very first OS, not DOS, of Microsoft's computers, it was't a big hit, but it can also be known as Windows 1.01 a few days after it's release. The system came in a floppy drive that you can insert into a computer to read and will load the OS, it wasn't a really great operating system, as it was only really availabe to huge businesses and wasn't at first intended for home use. It was also declared too old to be running after Windows XP's release date.
Windows 1.0:
Prodecessor: None
Successor: Windows 1.1x
Release date: November 20, 1985.
End of support date: 2001
Prodecessor: None
Successor: Windows 1.1x
Release date: November 20, 1985.
End of support date: 2001
by ☆★Midas★☆ March 11, 2022
Slang Term for "under my". Usually proceeded by the word nuts, in any case except the retarded kid making random sounds with his mouth, then sounding like it actually comes out his asshole.
8yr old me: *has a smelly room*
Dad: *sniffs* eww it smells like underma.
8yr old me: What's underma?
Dad: Underma nuts.
8yr old me: Smells like nothing to me.
Dad: Probably cuz you got tiny nuts.
8 yr old me: That doesn't make any sense! Is this an inside joke?
Urban Dictionary: Did I hear inside jokes? Im going to ban them!!!
8 yr old me: What the fuck is going on???
Dad: *sniffs* eww it smells like underma.
8yr old me: What's underma?
Dad: Underma nuts.
8yr old me: Smells like nothing to me.
Dad: Probably cuz you got tiny nuts.
8 yr old me: That doesn't make any sense! Is this an inside joke?
Urban Dictionary: Did I hear inside jokes? Im going to ban them!!!
8 yr old me: What the fuck is going on???
by ☆★Midas★☆ February 4, 2022
A name you can call any of your friends.
Basically a one-way ticket to 'fuck you you little cocktorch I call a friend'. Usually a short nimble way to say "There are nearly over 13 million words in the English language which still isn't enough for me to string together to express how much i want to hit you with a fucking chair!" You know, the sentence ender.
Basically a one-way ticket to 'fuck you you little cocktorch I call a friend'. Usually a short nimble way to say "There are nearly over 13 million words in the English language which still isn't enough for me to string together to express how much i want to hit you with a fucking chair!" You know, the sentence ender.
Bully: "Hey lameass! If you name backwards is ayam, then say 'tihs maya' backwards!
Maya: Fuck off you cheesing fatsack of ass tonsils!
Bully: ...
Maya: Fuck off you cheesing fatsack of ass tonsils!
Bully: ...
by ☆★Midas★☆ November 24, 2021
by ☆★Midas★☆ December 3, 2021