☆★Midas★☆'s definitions

Ptenis

When you type "penis" but make the most 'dumbass' typo. (because p and t are 5 keys apart)

Man: "Search up ptenis"
Google: "Do you mean 'pterodactyl penis'?"
Man: "No"
Google: Shuts off computer

by ☆★Midas★☆ November 22, 2021

Livepool

Deadpool, but janky as fuck and his powers suck. He can't take a single pinch without his head falling off. And when he does, he gets infected so surviving is hella useless. He can't eat one burger without his colon exploding out his asshole. He also is so weak that he pisses blood.

Jake: Hey wanna watch deadpool?
Carlos: Nah man i'm watchin' this guys shit his heart out!
Jake: Livepool is shit

by ☆★Midas★☆ January 4, 2022

war hamster

Someone really prepared to go into the magical abyss where people fuck their daughters in the car to the armoured dinosaur forest.

Hey dude you can’t go there it’s too dangerous.
Mate I’m a fucking war hamster!

by ☆★Midas★☆ March 28, 2022

ass thrust

Pelvic thrusting, but obviously backward.

She bent down to turn on the nintendo switch and before she knew it, she was ass thrusting on her cousin's dinger.

by ☆★Midas★☆ December 8, 2021

February 24

National Ruin that ass day.
Stick something BIG up your ass...

Tyler: Hmmm... Joe what should I do?
Joe: Try sticking a hairbrush up your arsehole!
Tyler: Why?
Joe: Cuz' it's February 24th!

by ☆★Midas★☆ February 24, 2022

Brick By Brick

A song by cs188

Whoops! You have to put the Brickster's dick in your mouth down at the jail.
W H O O P S !
You can be a butthole drive a big ass truck
Or make pee-pee yellow like a duck
Masturbate on chaterbate there ain't no trick
All you gotta do is do it Brick By Brick
chorus

Brick By Brick, Suck My Dick

by ☆★Midas★☆ May 1, 2022

My name is...

Walter Hartwell White, I live at 308 negra arroyo lane albequerque New Mexico 87104, I have recently smuggled methanphetamine from across the United States. I have a drug problem consisting of where I FAP to my daughter's selfies, I also have attachment issues with my wife so I hot glued my penis inside her. I also broke into your house and stole your wallet, I also broke into your child's bedroom and proceeded to then masturbate to his 'sextapes' he makes on his Nintendo 3DS at 12 am. All while twerking on his nose, I also broke into Alcatraz and fucked a dead corpse, which was actually a corroded stripping pole in Handurez, speaking of Mexico, I have shipped your wife to Argentina, where she will get a BDSM session for exactly 48 hours straight.

My name is... big fat mama llama.

by ☆★Midas★☆ March 27, 2022