☆★Midas★☆'s definitions

Snore-addicted

A dumb fatass who snores so loudly, it sounds like a category 10,000 hurricane from 2 rooms away, aka you could use "my dad".

Guy 1: bro i'm tryin to sleep here! What's up with your fucking dad!?
Guy 2-3: Dude cover your ears he's boutta go super sayin! Hes snore-addicted!

by ☆★Midas★☆ January 9, 2022

mega brain fart

When you have the motivation to do something useful after work, only for you to sit down and play video games and whine about how little time you have to do something useful every day.

Negrito: I know I said I’d do it after work, but I’m tired right now and I think I deserve to nap.
George: What the mega brain fart was that? Get up and do the dishes, laundry, cooking, plumbing, lighting, cleaning, kitchen, bathroom, and universe right now young man.
Negrito: *depressed*

by ☆★Midas★☆ February 21, 2024

Don't touch it it'll only make it spread faster!

Something the back girl said in the remake of Hell Boy when she got shot with a poisonous twig.

"Don't touch it it'll only make it spread faster!"
Me: That's what she said

by ☆★Midas★☆ January 27, 2022

marigold sex

The act of being held to the wall by the character Marigold from Fortnite, while she pounds your dick up her golden pussy, then strips you naked and shoves a dildo up your ass. Don't worry, she'll cuddle you, sleep with you, and have a relationship with you. But 20% of the day revolves around sex.

You can make this happen while saying, "Penises and Balls" in a friends house while pissing on the floor. This is an alternate of Midas sex.

No one has escaped Marigold sex! It's either a paradise or a nightmare!

by ☆★Midas★☆ January 12, 2022

Marigold

That sexy ass bitch from the recently dead game fortnite. She was added in ch2s5, her face is hard to remember but she'll fukin' make you hard.

Kiy: Look bro I got the new marigold skin for 19 dollars!
Raymond: I guess we're actually buying women now...

by ☆★Midas★☆ January 10, 2022

war hamster

Someone really prepared to go into the magical abyss where people fuck their daughters in the car to the armoured dinosaur forest.

Hey dude you can’t go there it’s too dangerous.
Mate I’m a fucking war hamster!

by ☆★Midas★☆ March 28, 2022

Ptenis

When you type "penis" but make the most 'dumbass' typo. (because p and t are 5 keys apart)

Man: "Search up ptenis"
Google: "Do you mean 'pterodactyl penis'?"
Man: "No"
Google: Shuts off computer

by ☆★Midas★☆ November 22, 2021