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by ☆★Midas★☆ February 8, 2022
Get the Word mug.A car many people own but 98% of the dodges you see are either being sheltered in or are trashed as fuck.
by ☆★Midas★☆ January 24, 2022
Get the Ford Dodge mug.When you have the motivation to do something useful after work, only for you to sit down and play video games and whine about how little time you have to do something useful every day.
Negrito: I know I said I’d do it after work, but I’m tired right now and I think I deserve to nap.
George: What the mega brain fart was that? Get up and do the dishes, laundry, cooking, plumbing, lighting, cleaning, kitchen, bathroom, and universe right now young man.
Negrito: *depressed*
George: What the mega brain fart was that? Get up and do the dishes, laundry, cooking, plumbing, lighting, cleaning, kitchen, bathroom, and universe right now young man.
Negrito: *depressed*
by ☆★Midas★☆ February 21, 2024
Get the mega brain fart mug.That sexy ass bitch from the recently dead game fortnite. She was added in ch2s5, her face is hard to remember but she'll fukin' make you hard.
Kiy: Look bro I got the new marigold skin for 19 dollars!
Raymond: I guess we're actually buying women now...
Raymond: I guess we're actually buying women now...
by ☆★Midas★☆ January 10, 2022
Get the Marigold mug.Man: "Search up ptenis"
Google: "Do you mean 'pterodactyl penis'?"
Man: "No"
Google: Shuts off computer
Google: "Do you mean 'pterodactyl penis'?"
Man: "No"
Google: Shuts off computer
by ☆★Midas★☆ November 22, 2021
Get the Ptenis mug.Deadpool, but janky as fuck and his powers suck. He can't take a single pinch without his head falling off. And when he does, he gets infected so surviving is hella useless. He can't eat one burger without his colon exploding out his asshole. He also is so weak that he pisses blood.
Jake: Hey wanna watch deadpool?
Carlos: Nah man i'm watchin' this guys shit his heart out!
Jake: Livepool is shit
Carlos: Nah man i'm watchin' this guys shit his heart out!
Jake: Livepool is shit
by ☆★Midas★☆ January 4, 2022
Get the Livepool mug.Someone really prepared to go into the magical abyss where people fuck their daughters in the car to the armoured dinosaur forest.
by ☆★Midas★☆ March 28, 2022
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