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Embrace of the Endless Ocean

The epic ending song of the album "Twilight of the Thunder God" by Amon Amarth. It's about a man who's been away from his homeland and how he dies on his journey back. It is a compilation of brutality, sorrow and pure metal, showing how melodic a metal song can exactly get.

You'll be crying hard, following the verse "Father, I'll die alone." alongside goosebumps.

By the second half of the song, you'll feel goosebumps (especially at the part where it says "Father, I'll die alone.").
Embrace of the Endless Ocean had me shedding tears.
by anonymous March 1, 2015
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Matteo

original meaning Matteo means gift of God. No wonder right? Anyways, anyone named Matteo is typically a solid 10. With amazing hair, adorable eyes, good body, etc. Matteo is also an amazing futboller, or soccer player. Whenever playing, they adopt the skills of Ronaldo, messi, neymar, and gozte all in one. As well as being charming, kind, maybe a little cocky, confident, and outgoing, Matteo's most of the time have an amazing and charismatic personality too. I mean how can you not like the guy? Matteo's are also extremely attractive as well, due to their Italian genes. On top of all that, they're also very athletic and can play almost every sport pretty damn well too. they also dress very nice too. So yeah, they're pretty great.
kate upton: did you see Matteo the other day? He looked so good!
Ariana grande: yeah! His gorgeous eyes and his perfect hair looked so perfect in the sun!
by anonymous March 29, 2015
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Crusty Guard

When one ejaculates a significant enough quantity within their pants so as to build up a thick shell around their junk that acts as a biodegradable, homemade, and shock-resistant cup.
"Ah man, I was horny before the big lacrosse match so I built up a nice ol' crusty guard."
by anonymous March 29, 2015
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kieristen

A smart and intelligent girl who's misunderstood a lot, but also loves to make people smile. Her personality is what makes her great. She's very beautiful and very bold at times. She loves to make people laugh even when she's not trying to but she accepts that. She's never fake with anyone and always tries to keep it as real as possible. She might be very goofy at times, but can be serious too. She also is very fun and can hang with anyone and be the life of the party.
You're so Kieristen. Haha I love your personality.
by anonymous April 3, 2015
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Jizzling

Premature/sporadic ejaculation, during foreplay, of an inconsistent and light manner, i.e., like drizzle.
"Every time she goes down (on me) , I feel like I ruin her make up when I drip..."

"Sounds like she Mused your Johnson and you're jizzling. "
by anonymous April 5, 2015
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take you upstairs

Usually implies oral sex, also can imply bringing up a girl/guy from a party for the post party bang I.E "fuck"
I'm gonna deck the halls with these balls
hey, I wanna take you upstairs baby;)
by anonymous May 31, 2015
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take you upstairs

Usually implies oral sex, also can imply bringing up a girl/guy from a party for the post party bang I.E "fuck"
I'm gonna deck the halls with these balls
hey, I wanna take you upstairs baby;)
by anonymous May 31, 2015
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