A bastardiani is someone who's addicted to his sex dungeon. Preferably in his vergewaltiger van. In his free time he teaches students on how they can find some bitches. He himself has got no bitches though. He likes to steal his content from forms.
A title given to a vindictive, crazy, narcissist when she ruins yours career and then she poops on your bed, ie, crazy amber heard pooping on Johnny's bed in a psychotic, unstable rage.
Poopergirl is the latest installation in superhero characters, her powers include batshit crazy behavior, wrecking lives, ruining movie franchises, costing people millions while showing the whole world what a complete psycho she is, and she shits on your bed for fun.
Mate, you have yapatitus. You can not stop talking.