ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ's definitions

hoodwanked

verb, past tense / to have been hoodwinked by someone you consider to be a wanker.

Fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, hoodwanked me.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ September 18, 2016

prose-yak

Poorly-written, non-lyrical poetry -- which you should never listen to while driving, or operating heavy machinery.

I tried to stay focused, but after a half-hour of that never-ending prose-yak, my brain switched to Stand By.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ February 9, 2009

Peewee-Hermanize

To take a hardcore mountain bike and put on street tires, fenders, high handlebars, comfy seat, etc.

The guy who bought my beautiful Kona has gone and Peewee-Hermanized it.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ July 17, 2009

dental swag

the complementary stuff with which you leave your dentist’s office: toothbrush, dental floss, etc.

I think the hygienist likes me; she always loads me up with dental swag.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ December 15, 2011

geekquinox

when a geek does something great, and he/she passes into the realm of coolness

At the heart of any great website, you're bound to find that a geekquinox has occurred.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ March 31, 2010

scribbish

noun: a combination, portmanteau, of scribble and rubbish

Every writing contest must begin with a large staff of readers just to filter out all the scribbish.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ June 28, 2012

sellpen

a professional writer / derived from Game of Thrones term 'sellsword': meaning a swordsperson for hire, or a mercenary

With this century’s escalation in postgraduate degrees, the number of wannabe sellpens has risen exponentially – but the amount of truly original works of fiction, not so much.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ August 20, 2013