Definitions by ¡El Fantazzzzma Blancoooooooo!

Florida Thumbprint

When a woman pulls up her shirt and presses her sweaty titties against a window, leaving behind a boob shaped sweat smear

Dude you missed it, while you were in the bathroom jessica walked by outside and left us a florida thumbprint!

Florida Thumbprint by ¡El Fantazzzzma Blancoooooooo! February 2, 2026

Guardian mexican 

For apartment dwellers; the mexican who sits in your stairwell all day constantly talking to their phone, watching videos at max volume and hawking loogies

I know im safe at home thanks to my guardian mexican

Guardian mexican by ¡El Fantazzzzma Blancoooooooo! September 27, 2024

Laundry turtle 

Noun. When you fill a laundry basket way over the top, then drape a towel over the pile and tuck it into the sides of the basket so nothing will fall out while carrying. The result resembles a turtle shell, and sometimes it will have little 'legs' of laundry items sticking out of holes in the basket.

I waited too long to do laundry, now im definitely gonna have to make a laundry turtle

Laundry turtle by ¡El Fantazzzzma Blancoooooooo! July 23, 2024

Imma grin a lil bit 

lowkey celebrating something you're satisfied with. especially with a personal accomplishment that doesnt mean much to anyone else, but makes you happy.

EFB: *makes a joke in a twitter comment*
other twitterer: ah, you beat me to it
EFB: damn i think thats the first that ever happened, sorry for your loss but imma grin a lil bit

Imma grin a lil bit by ¡El Fantazzzzma Blancoooooooo! June 19, 2019

Made a milkshake out of it 

When someone drops a canned carbonated beverage and it gets instantly shook up and starts spewing out- but the dropper picks it up in time to save some.... only to have it all foamy and thick like a milkshake

*beer slips out of hand, spills*

Shit i made a milkshake out of it didnt i

Made a milkshake out of it by ¡El Fantazzzzma Blancoooooooo! August 10, 2018

Replyception 

On twitter, and perhaps tumblr and reddit: a reply to a reply to a reply to a reply to a reply etc., ad nauseum

Im so far into this replyception i dont even remember what the #OT was about

Replyception by ¡El Fantazzzzma Blancoooooooo! October 25, 2017

stickless selfie 

A selfie done specifically without the use of a selfie stick; by hand

its a pretty cool drunken achievement to do a shotgun stickless selfie

stickless selfie by ¡El Fantazzzzma Blancoooooooo! August 7, 2017