Laundry turtle

Noun. When you fill a laundry basket way over the top, then drape a towel over the pile and tuck it into the sides of the basket so nothing will fall out while carrying. The result resembles a turtle shell, and sometimes it will have little 'legs' of laundry items sticking out of holes in the basket.

I waited too long to do laundry, now im definitely gonna have to make a laundry turtle

by ¡El Fantazzzzma Blancoooooooo! July 23, 2024

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Imma grin a lil bit

lowkey celebrating something you're satisfied with. especially with a personal accomplishment that doesnt mean much to anyone else, but makes you happy.

EFB: *makes a joke in a twitter comment*
other twitterer: ah, you beat me to it
EFB: damn i think thats the first that ever happened, sorry for your loss but imma grin a lil bit

by ¡El Fantazzzzma Blancoooooooo! June 19, 2019

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shotgun selfie

to take a selfie while shotgunning a beer

bet you $5 you cant do a shotgun selfie, pics or it didnt happen dont drop your phone lol

by ¡El Fantazzzzma Blancoooooooo! August 07, 2017

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Replyception

On twitter, and perhaps tumblr and reddit: a reply to a reply to a reply to a reply to a reply etc., ad nauseum

Im so far into this replyception i dont even remember what the #OT was about

by ¡El Fantazzzzma Blancoooooooo! October 25, 2017

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Made a milkshake out of it

When someone drops a canned carbonated beverage and it gets instantly shook up and starts spewing out- but the dropper picks it up in time to save some.... only to have it all foamy and thick like a milkshake

*beer slips out of hand, spills*

Shit i made a milkshake out of it didnt i

by ¡El Fantazzzzma Blancoooooooo! August 11, 2018

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