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DICK

A bird banding/alpha code for a Dickcissel bird.

We banded 3 WWPE, 18 WIWA, 4 DICK, and 1 HESP at the bird banding station this morning.

by (****()) July 28, 2022

Thing

A man's penis

My thing is stiff

by (****()) July 7, 2022

Lifer

1. Someone who is sentenced to life in prison
2. When a birder sees a bird they've never seen before

1. He murdered his whole family so now he's a lifer
2. I just saw a Red-throated Loon, it was a lifer!

by (****()) August 25, 2022

Indecent exposure

To publicly expose a reproductive organ

I was at the park and a bee flew up my pants so I got scared took my pants off but then a kid saw me and I got charged with indecent exposure

by (****()) August 25, 2022

Crack open a cold one

1. To open a cold beer
2. To crack open a cold coffin and fuck the corpse inside

1. It's been such a stressful day I can't wait to get home and crack open a cold one
2. I'm so fuckin horny right now I would even crack open a cold one

by (****()) August 23, 2022

do

to have sexual intercourse

I am going to do you

by (****()) September 5, 2022

GISS

An acronym for "general impression, size, and shape". Used by birders to describe the appearance of a bird when specific field marks can't be seen. Describes the "vibe" that a bird gives off. Pronounced like "jizz"

That bird is so far away that I can barely see it, but the flight style and GISS seems right for a Parasitic Jaeger.

by (****()) July 28, 2022