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Astrueurnot 

Astronaut; Synonym: Astrueurnot (As True Your Not) An astronaut or cosmonaut is a person trained by a human spaceflight program to command, pilot, or serve as a crew member of a spacecraft. Wiki;

The Astrueurnot said to his fellow Cuzurnot "How long do you think we can milk this ride on the International Fakestation?". The Cuzurnot replies, Help! Someone get me out of the pool, my suit is filling up with water.

Astrueurnot by (( (OQTIVE) )) March 4, 2016

Cuzurnot 

Cuzurnot; (Cuz Your Not) Synonym; Astrueurnot An astronaut or cosmonaut is a person trained by a human spaceflight program to command, pilot, or serve as a crew member of a spacecraft. Wiki

Anyone who says the are or ever have been in space is lying, Cuzurnot.

The Cuzurnot and Astrueurnot sit by the pool eating ice cream waiting for the director to give them their next instruction for the International Fakestation movie.

Cuzurnot by (( (OQTIVE) )) March 4, 2016

Wriding 

When you should be writing a report for school or work, but instead you blow off your responsibilities and go for a ride.
Derived from: writing and riding

I promised my boss I would have my Summary Report finished over the weekend. Instead of writing the report, I decided to go riding. However, I stayed up late and finished the report and therefor technically I was wriding all night.
BTW.....Ungrateful boss fired me today.
I will be writing my updated resume.....After I get back from the track.
See: "bAssole" for definition of my Boss
writing riding working slacking report ritting writting

Wriding by (( (OQTIVE) )) November 4, 2011

H.D.I.C.

Acronym for:
Head Dick In Charge

Heard on most any construction site. Hey, who's the H.D.I.C. around here?

head dick boss foreman supervisor owner client

H.D.I.C. by (( (OQTIVE) )) November 4, 2011

Cell Phone Punch 

A Virtual "Punch" given or received from a cell phone.

My friend texted me a terrible picture, I think I will send him a "Cell Phone Punch".
Revenge Love Hateful Hug Reply

Cell Phone Punch by (( (OQTIVE) )) August 13, 2011

Hot Tub Flu

The Sickness felt the next morning after sitting in a funked up Jacuzzi filled with Bacteria.

Dude, I was partying in a hot tub with some friends last night and woke up with that "sick" taste in my mouth. I think that Hot Tub was all funked up. I got the "Hot Tub Flu" for sure. It happens every time. No more Hot tubbing for me - EVER!

Hot Tub Flu by (( (OQTIVE) )) May 30, 2010

valxanax 

like xanalium for relaxation. combo of Valium and xanax for the really stressful days

Work was difficult and christmas family get togethers were too much so I decided to have a valxanax.

valxanax by (( (OQTIVE) )) December 25, 2009