(( (OQTIVE) ))'s definitions

Textilingus

Texting while you are getting your pussy licked.

Textilingus baby! Don't hate my friends. texting going down eat me lick me text me suck me fingering

by (( (OQTIVE) )) November 9, 2009

Text n Head

Texting while getting a Blowjob.

Just for kicks I'll text you while she's blowin me. LOL Ya know, a little Text n Head.

by (( (OQTIVE) )) November 22, 2009

Textalacio

text a lay she oh
Texting while getting a blowjob.

Just for kicks, I will textalacio you later.
Textalacio baby, don't hate my friends. LOL

by (( (OQTIVE) )) November 22, 2009

Textopottumus

Overweight person texting and sweating perfussly.

Look at that textopottumus over there. Ya, I heard one escaped from the food court earlier. LOL

by (( (OQTIVE) )) November 22, 2009

Textasaurass

text a sore ass
Getting a sore butt because you have been sitting all day texting.

I think I might have a case of Textasaurass from sitting here all day texting.

by (( (OQTIVE) )) November 22, 2009

valxanax

like xanalium for relaxation. combo of Valium and xanax for the really stressful days

Work was difficult and christmas family get togethers were too much so I decided to have a valxanax.

by (( (OQTIVE) )) December 25, 2009

Hot Tub Flu

The Sickness felt the next morning after sitting in a funked up Jacuzzi filled with Bacteria.

Dude, I was partying in a hot tub with some friends last night and woke up with that "sick" taste in my mouth. I think that Hot Tub was all funked up. I got the "Hot Tub Flu" for sure. It happens every time. No more Hot tubbing for me - EVER!

by (( (OQTIVE) )) May 30, 2010