(( (OQTIVE) ))'s definitions

Text n Head

Texting while getting a Blowjob.

Just for kicks I'll text you while she's blowin me. LOL Ya know, a little Text n Head.

by (( (OQTIVE) )) November 22, 2009

H.D.I.C.

Acronym for:
Head Dick In Charge

Heard on most any construction site. Hey, who's the H.D.I.C. around here?

head dick boss foreman supervisor owner client

by (( (OQTIVE) )) November 4, 2011

Cuzurnot

Cuzurnot; (Cuz Your Not) Synonym; Astrueurnot An astronaut or cosmonaut is a person trained by a human spaceflight program to command, pilot, or serve as a crew member of a spacecraft. Wiki

Anyone who says the are or ever have been in space is lying, Cuzurnot.

The Cuzurnot and Astrueurnot sit by the pool eating ice cream waiting for the director to give them their next instruction for the International Fakestation movie.

by (( (OQTIVE) )) March 4, 2016

Textalacio

text a lay she oh
Texting while getting a blowjob.

Just for kicks, I will textalacio you later.
Textalacio baby, don't hate my friends. LOL

by (( (OQTIVE) )) November 22, 2009

Textopottumus

Overweight person texting and sweating perfussly.

Look at that textopottumus over there. Ya, I heard one escaped from the food court earlier. LOL

by (( (OQTIVE) )) November 22, 2009

Textasaurass

text a sore ass
Getting a sore butt because you have been sitting all day texting.

I think I might have a case of Textasaurass from sitting here all day texting.

by (( (OQTIVE) )) November 22, 2009

Wriding

When you should be writing a report for school or work, but instead you blow off your responsibilities and go for a ride.
Derived from: writing and riding

I promised my boss I would have my Summary Report finished over the weekend. Instead of writing the report, I decided to go riding. However, I stayed up late and finished the report and therefor technically I was wriding all night.
BTW.....Ungrateful boss fired me today.
I will be writing my updated resume.....After I get back from the track.
See: "bAssole" for definition of my Boss
writing riding working slacking report ritting writting

by (( (OQTIVE) )) November 4, 2011