Text n Head

Texting while getting a Blowjob.

Just for kicks I'll text you while she's blowin me. LOL Ya know, a little Text n Head.

by (( (OQTIVE) )) November 22, 2009

Textopottumus

Overweight person texting and sweating perfussly.

Look at that textopottumus over there. Ya, I heard one escaped from the food court earlier. LOL

by (( (OQTIVE) )) November 22, 2009

Textilingus

Texting while you are getting your pussy licked.

Textilingus baby! Don't hate my friends. texting going down eat me lick me text me suck me fingering

by (( (OQTIVE) )) November 09, 2009

Textalacio

text a lay she oh
Texting while getting a blowjob.

Just for kicks, I will textalacio you later.
Textalacio baby, don't hate my friends. LOL

by (( (OQTIVE) )) November 22, 2009

Cell Phone Punch

A Virtual "Punch" given or received from a cell phone.

My friend texted me a terrible picture, I think I will send him a "Cell Phone Punch".
Revenge Love Hateful Hug Reply

by (( (OQTIVE) )) August 13, 2011

valxanax

like xanalium for relaxation. combo of Valium and xanax for the really stressful days

Work was difficult and christmas family get togethers were too much so I decided to have a valxanax.

by (( (OQTIVE) )) December 25, 2009

Wriding

When you should be writing a report for school or work, but instead you blow off your responsibilities and go for a ride.
Derived from: writing and riding

I promised my boss I would have my Summary Report finished over the weekend. Instead of writing the report, I decided to go riding. However, I stayed up late and finished the report and therefor technically I was wriding all night.
BTW.....Ungrateful boss fired me today.
I will be writing my updated resume.....After I get back from the track.
See: "bAssole" for definition of my Boss
writing riding working slacking report ritting writting

by (( (OQTIVE) )) November 04, 2011