'Mr.Elektrek''s definitions

Fuckvert

Short for a perverted fucker.

Did you see all those sex toys and machines at Chesters house? Ya, who would of thought a nerdy techy like him would be such a horny closet 'Fuckvert'

by 'Mr.Elektrek' June 18, 2016

PortaPorn

Any mobile device you watch free internet porn on anywhere you want at any time you want.

I jacked off in the woods today thanks to my PortaPorn.

by 'Mr.Elektrek' July 13, 2016

fuckedible

FuckEdible:

An Adjective describing a sexy bitch that you would like to fuck and you just know ,before experiecing, that she has a pussy you know you want to vigorously french kiss the shit out of before you Swack) her all night long. Fuckedible.

Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm, " your sister sure does look deliciously Fuckedible in that little bikini shes wearing".

by 'Mr.Elektrek' July 19, 2017

Fuckriffic

A Terrific Fuck

My ex is a complete whack job and the only reason I stayed with her as long as I did was because the sex was absolutely Fuckriffic.

by 'Mr.Elektrek' June 12, 2016

Snapbackable

Whether or not a Pussy has the elasticitical ability to snap back either after childbirth and or repeated well hung pounding.

She hasn't had sex in 2 years so I was expecting an orgasmic tight resistance when I entered her but it was like putting my cock in a warm glass of water and at that moment I knew that her Pussy was absolutely not in any way Snapbackable.

by 'Mr.Elektrek' June 12, 2016

Clitwiched

When your sandwiched between 2 naked girls eating their pussies you are 'Clitwiched'

Sorry dude but the reason I didn't hear you when you called was because I was 'Clitwiched' between your sister Deena and your wife.

by 'Mr.Elektrek' July 3, 2016

DickDiggler

A real slut that can't get enough dick.

Man, you would never believe that that innocent looking, pretty, shy Mormon girl Deena was such a 'DickDiggler', I mean every dude I ever knew has fucked her!

by 'Mr.Elektrek' July 3, 2016