A Manual

To not masturbate with out some kind of high-tech jack-off machine, pocket pussy, fleshlight or any other improvised masturbatory devices.
Basically being masturbated a human with their hand other than your own hand.

Nicole was on the rag so she gave me a manual to satisfy my sexual urges.

by $hIti0T June 20, 2014

Meat Envelope

A female who is extremely promiscuous and cheats on their husband.

Toni fucked so many people behind my back, I found out she was nothing more than a meat envelope at the end of the day.

She even fucked my grandmother!

by $hIti0T August 06, 2014

Chokeular

Medical terminology for describing a damaged penis. Meaning it may be have damaged via excessive choking of the chicken.

"According to the scars, his penis looked quite chokeular."

by $hIti0T June 05, 2015

Shit Idiot Haven

A gathering place for people with a low IQ and personality disorders and/or addictions.

Trailer Parks are a shit idiot haven for drunks, potheads and total tools.

by $hIti0T July 03, 2014

Bloated Queef

It's just like a queef, but one with a gush of moisture, juices or enzymes afterwards. Sometimes it is streaming, sometimes it's just a fine mist.

After I stuck it to Kylie for a while, she sneezed and had this bloated queef push me back out of her!

Damn near gave me whiplash!

by $hIti0T June 14, 2014

Part Time Hooker

Part Time Hooker

A woman who only does prostitution as a part time job.

A guy at the bar said he has sex this part time hooker the "squirts".

Found out the hooker he was talking about was my girl friend.

by $hIti0T July 05, 2014

Meat Eggs

The testicles of the male anatomy.

I don't know what I said, but Bethany kicked me right in the meat eggs. It hurt so much I thought she broke my penis also.

by $hIti0T July 03, 2014