Definitions by "Mighty Dave Wilson"

twatlip 

Inner city slang for oral simplex B: Herpes

After John gave Christina a tongue basting, he went home with a nasty case of the twatlip.

twatlip by "Mighty Dave Wilson" November 30, 2003

cuntfinger

The aroma found on the end of a person's fingers after fumbling around in a women's meatwallet(Pussy).

Woods had a pungeount case of the cuntfinger, after spreading Merideth's meatcurtains.

cuntfinger by "Mighty Dave Wilson" November 30, 2003

Meatcurtains 

New York Puerto Rican slang for a woman's vagina, specifically her labias.

Before choosing the cumdumpster or dirtbox,Ramine parted Sonja's meatcurtains, for a final inspection before inserting his raw flesh-rocket.

Meatcurtains by "Mighty Dave Wilson" November 30, 2003

Dick Umbrella 

A Condom

Beau only had one dick umbrella left in his wallet after a weekend in Thailand.

Dick Umbrella by "Mighty Dave Wilson" November 30, 2003