Dick Umbrella

A Condom

Beau only had one dick umbrella left in his wallet after a weekend in Thailand.

by "Mighty Dave Wilson" December 01, 2003

Meatcurtains

New York Puerto Rican slang for a woman's vagina, specifically her labias.

Before choosing the cumdumpster or dirtbox,Ramine parted Sonja's meatcurtains, for a final inspection before inserting his raw flesh-rocket.

by "Mighty Dave Wilson" December 01, 2003

cuntfinger

The aroma found on the end of a person's fingers after fumbling around in a women's meatwallet(Pussy).

Woods had a pungeount case of the cuntfinger, after spreading Merideth's meatcurtains.

by "Mighty Dave Wilson" December 01, 2003

twatlip

Inner city slang for oral simplex B: Herpes

After John gave Christina a tongue basting, he went home with a nasty case of the twatlip.

by "Mighty Dave Wilson" December 01, 2003