Person 1: Gabe Newell is fat and ugly and steam sucks.
Person 2: I know, I Hate him. I wouldn't be near him even if I got paid!
Person 2: I know, I Hate him. I wouldn't be near him even if I got paid!
Get the Hatemug. hey matey, I earned my steamer's ticket last night. I slept with an old bird on a cruise ship after she gave me a tug on the dance floor
Get the steamer's ticketmug. 
Elijah is an E/I NFP personality type. around some, he is an absolute fucking moron that won't stop talking, but to others, he is a charming person who (under the right pretenses) can brighten your day. he is a jack of all trades, but master of none. He has a witty, deadpan humor, and if you get him mad, he will fucking obliterate you with facts. even if he's wrong, he will never admit it. his manner may annoy you at first, but after a while, he will become endearing. If he likes you, he would never tell you. This is his major downfall, though, as he's been fixated on this one girl for like 2 years and he wont fucking let it go even though i should.
Elijah is pretty gay man
Get the Elijahmug. 
Get the Barrel Assmug. I find it hilarious how the world thinks INTP’s are the smartest type. As an INTJ I think “no they’re not!! Lmao.” It’s obviously not true. INTP’s can be more capable in the real world for practical matters, but they are not smarter or cunning.
But I love it how people think INTJ’s are dumber. It gives me an advantage when I deceive others and exploit their own ignorances. hehehe. I love it when people patronize me and my own hidden intelligence. We INTJ’s are a lot more clever than you people ever thought we were.
I know you INTP’s all over and can predict your next moves. People with High IQ’s and advanced degrees are not as smart as they think they are. If you had any brains or self-awareness you would have realized that you and everybody else are trapped in a Matrix and pacified/controlled predetermined at birth by world controlling INTJ’s like me under a totalitarian system called “Democracy” that brainwashes its own citizens into believing they are free.
None of you people actually know the real me. Not even other INTJ’s..
I am watching you all and you are all under my control. I enjoy torturing you all, you worthless pieces of…Sorry.
the end is near
But I love it how people think INTJ’s are dumber. It gives me an advantage when I deceive others and exploit their own ignorances. hehehe. I love it when people patronize me and my own hidden intelligence. We INTJ’s are a lot more clever than you people ever thought we were.
I know you INTP’s all over and can predict your next moves. People with High IQ’s and advanced degrees are not as smart as they think they are. If you had any brains or self-awareness you would have realized that you and everybody else are trapped in a Matrix and pacified/controlled predetermined at birth by world controlling INTJ’s like me under a totalitarian system called “Democracy” that brainwashes its own citizens into believing they are free.
None of you people actually know the real me. Not even other INTJ’s..
I am watching you all and you are all under my control. I enjoy torturing you all, you worthless pieces of…Sorry.
the end is near
INTP’s are only smarter than INTJ’s in the minds of ignorant naive people who don’t think deeply for themselves. hehehehehe.
It would be pretty naive of you not to think so?
All of your lives are in my hands…My control.
It would be pretty naive of you not to think so?
All of your lives are in my hands…My control.
Get the INTPmug.