A very pretty, and cute girl. Makes a lot of people happy. She might act like she likes you but she actually doesn’t.
Get the Tazriamug. A short person with big pp and is a perfectionist. He is pretty smart and is one of the cool kids, but is pretty selfish.
Get the Wangnonmug. my bro, she's soooo cool dude. She can eat a cupcake in one bite, damn thats impressive. Bro shes got biceps for days, she my ripped homie. Sometimes, she can be confused with a man. But we SWEAR she's not!! Fake tan, we don't know her! Yolanda is always brown as! She is always at the beach cuddling sea snakes. Yolanda's feet transform me to lala land. Yolanda's teeth shine as bright as a dirt hole my grandma was burried in. Before her burial, grammy ma ma stole Yolanda's pants. I really wanted those pants!! She would often come to school in them and all the boys were crazy about her kneecaps. Those pants were her defining feature, in fact idk what she looks like, I just liked her knees! Sometimes when I'm hungry I wants her lil kneecaps as a snack. I know we already mentioned this, but Yolanda can eat everything. Yesterday, she ate my pet rat (my sister). She even ate the pants. She doesn't need to drink anything, she keeps all her body fluids in her kneecaps. In conclusion, Yolanda is a great, smart, intelligent, fatty.
Friend of Yolanda: Damn, did she eat your pants too?
Other Friend of Yolanda: Yeah bro, Yolanda's kneepcaps are 🔥🔥🔥
Yolanda's grammy ma ma: Yolanda, MY PANTSSSSS
Other Friend of Yolanda: Yeah bro, Yolanda's kneepcaps are 🔥🔥🔥
Yolanda's grammy ma ma: Yolanda, MY PANTSSSSS
Get the YOLANDAmug. A sacred, intuitive form of expression that blends prophecy, poetry, freestyle, and divine remembrance. Magiel channels inner knowing, emotional truth, and spiritual energy into raw, rhythmic language. It isn’t scripted—it flows from the soul.
Coined by Martin Garcia, Magiel is used to awaken, not impress. Spoken in alignment with higher wisdom, it carries frequency, resonance, and transformation.
Coined by Martin Garcia, Magiel is used to awaken, not impress. Spoken in alignment with higher wisdom, it carries frequency, resonance, and transformation.
“He had the room’s attention. Everything he said hit on a super deep level—like he was channeling something beyond himself. That was Magiel.”
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