n. A gift (usually of high quality) given to a mother by the father of a newborn baby.

"bean soup" is in reference to a tiktok video where a creator posted a recipe for bean soup and then received a comment asking, "what if i don't like beans?"

"bean soup", "being bean souped", or "bean souping" is a phenomena in which a user is unable to recognize that not all content is directed towards them. a normal user would realize they don't identify with the content and move on; a bean souper would interact in opposition - and usually unintelligently, too.

(n.) a black eye. Term is of Irish origin where it was a punishment for not keeping machinery shiney delivered from the boot of a British officer.

"Sure, Jan" is used when you can easily read a family or friend for the filthy liar they are. You say it when you obviously know they are lying but you don't want to call them out in front of everyone. Phrase originated from A Very Brady Sequel.

Sanitized swear word from Battlestar Galactica

"A handheld device used to achieve a totally new kind of "eyegasm" by providing a much needed, very pleasant and stimulating massage and relief for the eye area.

First mentioned Gemma Chan referring to Foreo IRIS as a "buzzy tool" or "an eyebrator".

a.) An insincere or sarcastic way of saying "that's too bad", or "deal with it"
b.) Short version of the phrase "'Tough titty', said the kitty, when the milk went dry."