post yap clarity

A feeling a person may feel after yapping for too long that is the combined sentiment of disappointment, cringe, self consciousness, and general uneasiness.

Person A: "I was yapping to the girl i like for way too long and I think she knows about my mom's affair with my uncle. What should i do??"
Person B: "My guy, that is the beauty of Post Yap Clarity."

post yap clarity by hiraikills February 29, 2024

Word of the Day on November 1, 2024

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wifesexual

when you are only attracted to your wife and when you will only ever be attracted to your beautiful wife.

me: “sorry, not sorry random girl hitting on me at the bar; im wifesexual. i love my lovely wife so much and will only ever be attracted to her and only her.”

wifesexual by bigbaiierbro July 22, 2024

Word of the Day on October 31, 2024

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Making Chocolate Pudding At 4am

Losing complete control of your life

Stu was Making Chocolate Pudding At 4am

Making Chocolate Pudding At 4am by Likity Hoppitoos July 19, 2015

Word of the Day on October 30, 2024

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grinch finger

1. an extremely giant potent bud of marijuina resembling the Grinch's finger

2. an over sized conglomerate of a single bud of marijuina

"Dude, I bought the dankest grinch finger the other night....want hit it?"

grinch finger by ish-daddy April 9, 2008

Word of the Day on October 29, 2024

I just think it's funny how

A low key but passive aggressive way to tell someone your angry with them

I just think it's funny how you said you had family plans but then went to Josh's party with Sarah

I just think it's funny how by Taco time eater July 9, 2017

Word of the Day on October 28, 2024

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fart in a trance

Someone who acts slow or drowsy, and generally seems disconnected from reality or 'out of it'.

Guy 1: You never listen to me properly.

Guy 2: ...

Guy 1: You're like a fart in a trance.

fart in a trance by Evezz January 21, 2009

Word of the Day on October 27, 2024

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Scrubber

(Fragrance Reference)
A perfume or cologne that's offensive/unbearable, generally a failed blind buy. A bust. A fragrance that you want to wash off immediately.

If you're considering purchasing Fragrance x* , dont; It's an absolute scrubber.

Scrubber by Emerald City March 7, 2024

Word of the Day on October 26, 2024

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post yap clarity

wifesexual

Making Chocolate Pudding At 4am

grinch finger

I just think it's funny how

fart in a trance

Scrubber