n. Faeces produced by H. sapiens. Prized as a topnotch compost ingredient by neo-hippies as well as being a major component of government environmental studies.

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An idea or subject, usually flawed, which perpetually resurfaces in conversation despite having been discussed to death long ago.

Pom Poko Syndrome (noun) - The condition in which humans begin acting like crazed tanuki (the Japanese raccoon-dog) due to extreme weather such as a heat wave.

Context: According to Japanese legend, the tanuki is a curious and humorous changeling creature, known for its oversized scrotum and troublemaking. The gigantic scrotum, called kinbukuro (bags of gold) or kintama (golden balls), can stretch to reach the size of 8 tatami mats.

The Generation Born between 2012 and an unknown end. Although some same Gen Alpha may end in 2025, although as of this definition, 2025 is not here yet so we can’t be 100% sure. This Generation grew up in the Late 2010s, Early 2020s, Mid 2020s, Late 2020s, Early 2030s, and Mid 2030s.

There is a Stereotype that Gen Alpha grew/is growing up with IPads and When their IPad is taken away they die or something like that, that is only partially true. While they did grow up in the technological Age, some of them didn’t actually have a Phone next to them the moment they are born.

Gen Alpha could be living in one of the most revolutionary times in Human History, or they could be living in one of the worst times in Human History, it really just depends how Stupid the Human Race Is.

One who dips to excess. A libertine of sauces. If a sandwich is being eaten, 4+ mustard varieties must be smeared in overlapping pools on the plate. If a hot dog is ordered at a movie theater, two fistfuls of condiment packets are prerequisite. If takeout noodles are eaten at home, the restaurant's condiments must be put to work in tandem with a variety of ancient sauce containers from the refrigerator. God forbid chicken nuggets enter the equation. Can be used for extra value if they are big spoon in bed.

Being in the same room as another person while you both go about doing your own tedious tasks.

A person who commits the act of gooning. In more extreme cases, many people choose to go so far with gooning, that they willingly develop a porn addiction and base their life around it. To them, porn is everything. There is no ultimatum greater than porn, and many even seek out other gooners just to discuss how amazing porn is, as their life spirals into complete depravity.

How someone goons to porn, and the process of forcing themselves to turning into a porn addict isn't wholly clear-cut; some prefer to refer themselves as a pornosexual. Gooners are often total weirdos with bragging about being addicted, and call pornstars goddesses.

Moral of the story: porn this, porn that, just do whatever pleases you, even if it means being a gooner.