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Moonlanding

Accidental, unintentional contact between your naked arse-cheeks and another individual's naked arse-cheeks, resulting in a panicked moment of pause, sudden development of perfect posture on bolting upright, butt-hole puckering and the grunted "sorry" cough being elicited. Commonplace at such establishments as gyms or work locker rooms.
Two individuals standing side by side at neighbouring lockers.

Individual One: *turns to the right, bends over*
Individual Two: *turns to the left, bends over*

Arse-cheeks touch. Moonlanding has occured.
by traumageek May 19, 2010
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yarl

Yarling is the vocalization process of putting a hidden 'R' underneath every syllable in a lame way to sound soulful. Examples of bands that regularly yarl in their vocals; Matchbox 20, Nickleback, Pearl Jam
"Eddie Vedder is a yarler"

"Rob Thomas doesn't sing, he just yarls"
by griffinfuhrer December 3, 2005
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grey rock

A technique of interacting with your ex to create disinterest. Break the supply of energy to the narcissist. Methodology of ditching your narc abusive ex
where you fade out of the picture to avoid being the target. You become just another grey rock in the pile as you blend away to escape the sitch without feeding the beast.
A method of becoming boring to slough off the attention of the drama seeking sociopathic narcissist
As he searched for the usual target to trigger an emotional response he couldn't find her, she just didnt engage or react, the shiny little object had faded, indeed blended in and among all the grey rocks In the pile. The only safe exit strategy .
by Freeflyinchica October 25, 2017
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shred the gnar

to shred the gnar originated in the early days of skateboarding. gnar shredding has become popular for many 'extreme sports' including skiing and snowboarding.
dude, lets go shred the gnar !
bro, i cant.
last gnar session i tweaked my dome.
bummer.
by mrks August 22, 2007
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true

Used in response to any phrase.
Whether to clarify a statement, agree, avoid a subject or make someone shut the fuck up.
Ex. 1 - To clarify
Rob: I smoked an ounce the other day.

Jake: True?
Rob: True.

Ex. 2 - To agree.
Joey: Monica is so fine.
Troy: True

Ex. 3 - To avoid a subject.
Mom - You should start your homework soon.
Son: True

Ex. 4 - To make someone shut the fuck up
David: Yo. Did the vape come in yet?
Brad: True
by Bmwz329 January 26, 2010
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cheese platter

a person who often showcases different cheese demeanours (ie. jokes, stories, comebacks) that may surpass one's standard of someone who is cheesey
girl 1: so i talked to hector on the phone for 4 hours straight last night

girl 2: oh gawed how did you survive? he is such a cheese platter! i cannot stand talking to him for any period of time!
by delores haze September 5, 2006
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McDojo

Martial arts club with no crediblity.
Black belt in 6 months? Mmmmm that smells Like a tasty McDojo
by MintyMoo September 27, 2006
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