sneeze tease

The body's preparation for a sneeze, which is deferred just before climax. (The "ah... ah... ah" without the "choo"). The feelings and sensations of a sneeze come to you, but just as you are about to exhale with explosion, it miraculously disappears.
I thought I was going to sneeze during my presentation, but luckily, it was only a sneeze tease.
by Patio furniture March 05, 2006
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Goo-diligence

Using Google to mediate a dispute between two parties or to do appropriate research.
"What's the proper pronunciation of Cannes? Is it 'can' or 'con'?" "I dunno. Go do your Goo-diligence."

"Is it a blind date?" "Sort of, but I did my Goo-diligence on him, and he's okay."
by ColdMiser March 08, 2006
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cook by numbers

A meal that requires nothing more than pushing numbers on the microwave. Often times a frozen dinner or leftovers.
Mark's parents were out of town, so he had to cook by numbers.
by Erik Belsaas March 01, 2006
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blinker fluid

An imaginary liquid used in automobiles (to make the blinkers work). This term is used as a sarcastic remark toward someone who knows ablsolutely nothing about cars.
Bob: "My car's broken again. I don't know what's wrong."
Jon: "Did you check the blinker fluid?"
by Peaches Witherspoon August 23, 2005
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buffet pants

a form of pants like clothing in which the waist band is made of elastic for easy expansion of the abdomen.
hey ross lets put our buffet pants on and go the the chinese restaurant.
by jay duncan August 23, 2005
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baby daddy

Short for "Baby's Daddy". The father of your child, whom you did not marry, and with whom you are not currently involved.
by snarkette April 23, 2003
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text massage

When one gets a text message when their phone is on vibrate. The phone vibrates and creates a massaging feeling in ones thigh, creating pleasure to the recipient.
Job interviever: what do you think you can offer to the company?
Ryan: uhhh.... ahhhhhhhhhhhhh
Narrarator: Ryan cannot control his emotions during his interview due to his receiving of a "text massage".
by Ryan J G February 26, 2006
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