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bandwidth

ability (or lack of ability) to complete work given the available resources (people, time, money, etc.)
Since we can't afford to replace the guy who just quit, our department doesn't have enough bandwidth to take on new projects right now.

Joe's so overworked, he doesn't even have the bandwidth to train his new assistant.
by amphora October 25, 2006
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fauxmo

1. A pre-meditated state of false gayness, aimed at soliciting attention or affection from the opposite sex. See: Girls Gone Wild; Tom Cruise.

2. False diagnosis of male gayness; develops after lingering too long in a friendship-only relationship with a woman you secretly like. Comic hilarity usually ensues. See: Any movie starring Matthew Perry.
Fauxmo's are the new snags.
by peerless October 7, 2005
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cosplay

Literally "Costume Play." Dressing up and pretending to be a fictional character (usually a sci-fi, comic book, or anime character).
There are anime cosplay conventions around the world.
by Mario Rogic January 15, 2003
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yinz

Short for "you ones"; could also be used in place of:
you
you guys
you all
y'all
Yinz goin' to da wordStillers/word game?
by Munda November 22, 2002
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jagoff

Pittsburgh's way of saying "jackoff." An anoying, ass hole.
The light turned green, but that jagoff tourist didn't get going!
by Da fuck do you care? August 25, 2004
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safety date

A person that accompanies you to friend's or family event. a) Giving the appearance that you are seeing people and not isolated from society. b) To avoid being set up on blind dates by well meaning friends.
Jack brought a saftey date to his aunt's dinner party. He did this because his aunt considered herself an "accomplished match maker."
by Ensoe September 6, 2005
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Bromance

Describes the complicated love and affection shared by two straight males.
Steve: Ah, Dave!!! I can't believe you stole this first pressing of Aladdin Sane from your record store for me. We were just talking about this the other night.

Dave: No sweat, pal.

Steve: That is some full-on bromance. You're the man.
by fletchlives June 5, 2005
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