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One of those slap your forehead moments when you realise that you've just done something incredibly stupid.
The moment when something "dawns on you" and "the penny drops.
The moment when something "dawns on you" and "the penny drops.
A dohment is when you realise that you've put the baby outside and tucked the cat up in the cot for the night.
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A dohment is when you wonder why the lawn isn't looking any better then notice that you haven't engaged the lawnmower blade.
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A dohment is when you wonder why the lawn isn't looking any better then notice that you haven't engaged the lawnmower blade.
by la_spice August 4, 2009
Get the Dohment mug.1.The act of helping a friend fine tune their twitter updates. Either to make them funnier or more concise.
2. Knowingly coming up with tweets for a friend or colleague.
3. Tweeting for a company or entity under the guise of being them.
4. Tweeting as a celebrity without their knowledge.
2. Knowingly coming up with tweets for a friend or colleague.
3. Tweeting for a company or entity under the guise of being them.
4. Tweeting as a celebrity without their knowledge.
"Wow, Jane's last tweet was hilarious. she must have a funny ghost tweeter."
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"That's not really Ashton Kutcher on twitter. That is a ghost tweeter."
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"That's not really Ashton Kutcher on twitter. That is a ghost tweeter."
by @offdutygnome August 4, 2009
Get the Ghost Tweeter mug.Making Base Contact; "saying" meaning contacting your wife, girlfriend, or serious female relationship via your cellular phone, just like as paramedics make base contact to get additional orders for patient care, one can give ones female an updated status on what the boys and yourself are doing.
you: hey guys so are we getting ready to head to the bar now?
friends: yeah sure were leaving in ten, can't wait to get smashed!!
you: sounds great lemme just go "make base contact" first
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you: great if you leave any sooner Ill be over by the garage "making base contact"
friends: yeah sure were leaving in ten, can't wait to get smashed!!
you: sounds great lemme just go "make base contact" first
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you: great if you leave any sooner Ill be over by the garage "making base contact"
by onefastmedic August 2, 2009
Get the making base contact mug.Depression caused by the lack of a holiday to party about for at least a one-month period. Typically occcurs between St. Patrick's Day and Memorial Day in the US and also during the month of August when holidrawl is present between 4th of July and Labor Day.
Date: April 26th
Dear Diary;
I'm in such holidrawl that I can't think of anything else to tell you! *flips back to entries from St. Patty's Day and cries hysterically*
Dear Diary;
I'm in such holidrawl that I can't think of anything else to tell you! *flips back to entries from St. Patty's Day and cries hysterically*
by Sid Barrett March 30, 2008
Get the holidrawl mug.A name assumed for glamour photography / pornography / other sexual activity when an alias might be advisable; one's stripper name.
"She's principal fiscal advisor to the mayor nowadays, but I remember her fondly as Lola Wetness."
"Lola Wetness?"
"Her nom de strip."
"Lola Wetness?"
"Her nom de strip."
by Tom Miles August 1, 2009
Get the nom de strip mug.A way for creepy people with porn mustaches to say hello or "I understand". Hold your fingers in the shape of guns (use both hands for maximum effect) and point at someone who just arrived. Bend thumbs to simulate shooting your finger guns and make a clicking sound with your mouth. May be accompanied with a wink in extreme cases.
That dude that looks like he just fell out of the 70's just offered me a piece of candy and then winked and gave me finger guns. I said no.
by K1dCuervo February 27, 2008
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