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remembeer

The act of remembering, with or without success, a night of inebriation.
John couldn't remembeer the bachelor party, he had drunk far too much.

Alice could vaguely remembeer bits and parts of the chili cook-off.
by Ph. D September 20, 2009
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GMAS

Not quite finished with your mom yet. GMAS.
by DramaMoose December 19, 2008
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porn storm

Surfing for porn and getting bombarded with pop-up windows.
I tried to mouse off last night but I kept getting caught in a porn storm.
by Herb N. Dictionary October 25, 2002
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shoe whore

1. Someone who owns too many shoes.
2. Like a bag hag but obsessed with shoes.
Carrie from Sex and the City is a shoe whore.
by Bag Hag August 26, 2005
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call the roll

When it feels like everyone you know is at a bar, club, or pub, so you could do a roll call like back at school.

People may optionally call out to all their mates, lads, hoods, bros, crew, etc one by one like at school roll call.

Similar concept occurs when teachers go out at night and see all of their current or former students out at the same venue.
"Wow, everyone's here, we could call the roll."

"I went to the local bar last night but had to leave because half of my students were drinking there. I nearly had to call the roll."
by chalkie22 October 4, 2009
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bedding the rules

When you sleep with a figure of authority in order to move higher up whatever ladder you are on.
Sandra knew her fake boobs and blonde hair could only get her so far. If she was ever going to win this beauty pageant she would have to start bedding the rules.

Did you hear about that intern Monica? apparently she's started bedding the rules.
by Sgt. Salt October 4, 2009
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objectively attractive

A phrase used by a spouse or significant other who is incapable of admitting they find another person truly handsome, beautiful, or sexually attractive.
Well, I guess that guy over there is objectively attractive but I don't find him interesting.
by The Pig Farmer's Grandson October 3, 2009
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