Urban Dictionary

The real-world equivalent of microblogging. Stopping by to talk to someone for 140 seconds or less.

The script of a pornographic movie.

A crime commited while under the influence of drugs and/or alcohol. High crimes are usually fairly harmless and poorly thought out. They are met with regret or a completely loss of memory of their occurance the next day. Victims of these crimes are usually perplexed as to why they were targeted. Vandialism, theft, and verbal/physical assult are most common.

Noun. to raise your voice or accentuate part of a sentence to stress significance as you would while typing in the digital world.

Someone who spends their time searching medical websites for diseases they convince themselves they actually have

Similiar to a hyperchondriac

A non-existent word coined by corporate advertising, marketing and business drones to make their work sound far more useful, exciting and beneficial to humanity than it really is. This term is most frequently used in "team building" seminars and conferences in which said drones discuss the most effective ways to convince consumer zombies to purchase crap they clearly do not need or even want.

The grammatical person, commonly used in status messages on social networking sites, that starts off in the third person (he, she, it) but ends in the first person (I) because ultimately I am writing about myself.