erectoral vote

1. A vote on something that means dick.

2. A vote on something where the outcome is someone or everyone gets dicked.

"I just voted to raise taxes to stimulate the economy, yet they're spending money to bail out those big business shitheads. Well, that sure was an erectoral vote."

by XDavid PolicastroX April 15, 2009

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Are you shitreous?

A phrase that comes from the mixture of the emphatic expressions "no shit!" and "are you serious?" It is normally used in response to some surprising or shocking news or information. When said fast is indistinguishable from saying "are you serious?"

Aaron: Hey! I just won $1 million in the lottery.

Tom: Wow! Are you shitreous?

by perthguy April 14, 2009

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ghetto upgrade

When you are flying economy on a near empty flight and can lay across an entire row of seats.

I got a ghetto upgrade on my flight to Bangkok and was able to sleep most of the way.

by the booniepepper April 14, 2009

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Police Chase

Occurs when motorists are afraid to pass a police car while driving on a highway due to a fear of being caught for speeding. Similar to a parade maker, the result is a traffic jam.

Joe: Why is traffic moving soooo slowly?
Bob: Can't you see? We're in the middle of a police chase.

by wordlife18 April 11, 2009

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teabagging

the insertion of one man's sack into another person's mouth. Used a practical joke or prank, when performed on someone who is asleep, or as a sexual act.

At the frat house last night, when Tim was wasted an down on the floor, he got teabagged by, like, ten guys!

Me and Jen were teabagging last night when her mom walked in. Awkward.

by Bondi February 06, 2006

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