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Procrasturbating

Using masturbation to otherwise occupy yourself while pressing matters await.
I had a paper due today, but I spent all night procrasturbating, so fuck that noise.
by The Middle Man January 29, 2003
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cactus legs

the feeling on a woman's legs as a result of not having shaved.
--Steve is mad at me!
--why?
--cuz last nite, he wanted to touch my legs and i didnt let him
--why?
--cuz, i got cactus legs, i have shaved in a week!
by shinney October 8, 2009
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Caraoke

Singing along with music in a car, especially loudly and passionately.
That long road trip felt a lot (shorter/longer) because of the Caraoke.
by Doctor Science May 26, 2008
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Facebook crush

A crush on a FB friend is characterized by the unexplainable urge to revisit the friend's Photos tab repeatedly and checking to see if other friends have written new messages on their Wall. Usually afflicts users who are only somewhat acquainted.
"I've got a Facebook crush on a guy I was going to rent a room from, but in the end we just friended each other."
by brooklyncat May 11, 2009
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bangover

Sore neck as a result of headbanging at a metal concert.
"How was the Meshuggah show last night dude?" "Ah man it was sick! I got the worst fucking bangover d00d."
by Funeral in Fame April 12, 2006
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remembeer

The act of remembering, with or without success, a night of inebriation.
John couldn't remembeer the bachelor party, he had drunk far too much.

Alice could vaguely remembeer bits and parts of the chili cook-off.
by Ph. D September 20, 2009
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GMAS

Not quite finished with your mom yet. GMAS.
by DramaMoose December 19, 2008
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