Urban Dictionary
EMPLOYEE #1: Hey, dude, you coming to happy hour?
EMPLOYEE #2: Hells yeah! It's time to clock out with my cock out!
EMPLOYEE #2: Hells yeah! It's time to clock out with my cock out!
by StupidExpressions.com October 1, 2009
Get the Clock Out With My Cock Outmug. As opposed to a blind date, where you have no idea what the other person looks like, a nearsighted date is one where you've seen a photo or chatted via web cam before meeting in person.
This can often lead to disappointment if one person or the other has supplied misleading documentation.
This can often lead to disappointment if one person or the other has supplied misleading documentation.
"Well, I saw her profile pics on Facebook, so it was more of a nearsighted date than a blind date"
"That's the last nearsighted date I ever go on...her profile pic must have been 5 years, 3 hair colors and 2 kids ago."
"Went on a nearsighted date last night. The picture he emailed me must have been from before he quit the gym."
"That's the last nearsighted date I ever go on...her profile pic must have been 5 years, 3 hair colors and 2 kids ago."
"Went on a nearsighted date last night. The picture he emailed me must have been from before he quit the gym."
by bunn28 January 4, 2010
Get the Nearsighted Datemug. (Jan 5, 2010)...
person 1: happy new year!!! whats up??
person 2: more like happy late year... it was new years 5 days ago bro
person 1: happy new year!!! whats up??
person 2: more like happy late year... it was new years 5 days ago bro
by sadohawofhoqw January 5, 2010
Get the Happy Late Yearmug. A time period that lags behind real time; that is created by letting the tivo build up enough to skip commercials.
Jim watches all the Raiders games in a tivo timezone. He turns his phone off to avoid any spoiler alert texts.
by NCdubmixer January 4, 2010
Get the tivo timezonemug. When you come back to school or work from your vacation and you can't remember what you did before your vacation.
Andy suffered from a bad case of vacation amnesia when he went back to school and couldn't remember what he had been learning before.
by RocketPower10 January 3, 2010
Get the vacation amnesiamug. When there is so much work piled on your or your desk, movement from out from under it is nearly impossible.
Hey--pour me a drink! I worked up quite a thirst digging out from my work avalanche to get to happy hour.
by mollygoodhead December 25, 2009
Get the work avalanchemug. When you're at a party and all you really want is to get some guacamole dip and chips, but one of your fellow party-goers is drunkingly blocking your path to the guac.
Sarah had gotten her drink and was ready to get some snacks, but unfortunately she was guac-blocked by Cody, who had moved between her and the food.
by LRob September 22, 2007
Get the Guac-blockedmug.