Costume Malfunction

An embarassing exposure that can be blamed on clothing.
No, Janet didn't flash the world on purpose. That was a costume malfunction.

OR

Oh, my fly's down? What a costume malfunction.
by Rachel February 04, 2004
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mantrum

when a grown man throws a tantrum when he can't have his way.
Rick had a mantrum when he found out he couldn't have McDonald's for dinner
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no offense

A phrase used to make insults seem socially acceptable.
"No offense, John, but your mom is a fucking whore."

"You've got huge bitch tits, Patrick... no offense."
by bryan September 12, 2004
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Northwest Nap

A very deep sleep where you are unable to hear telephones, text messages, and even the Air Force.

Named to honor the two fine pilots from Northwest Airlines and there little "in flight snooze"
"Dude, I was so tired yesterday afternoon, I took a Northwest Nap. My girl called me 15 times and I didn't hear a thing"
by msch2 October 26, 2009
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cocktail weenie

A person obsessed with the minutiae of bartending practices and traditions, especially regarding the preparation of mixed drinks.
"Their cold gin flip was fairly authentic, but it really should be made with cubed ice, not crushed."

"You are such a cocktail weenie."
by MichaelB67 October 04, 2009
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Dank

Also an expression requently used by stoners and hippies for something of high quality.
That borritos was dank, man.
or... That borritos was the dankness
by Casey April 20, 2005
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bullshine

Work-safe and broadcast-safe synonym of bullshit.
Person 1: "Have you heard about that guy who slept with 200 women?"

Person 2: "Yeah, whatever, that's a load of 'bullshine'!"
by Billy-Bob-Benton June 30, 2008
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