Urban Dictionary
When someone is so concerned about toilet seat germs, they cover the seat with half a roll of toilet paper, leaving it to appear like it has been mummified.
by naterooni August 18, 2008
Get the Toilet Mummymug. that two-planker is having a yardsale down there
by Eternity May 28, 2003
Get the yardsalemug. People who minimize their genius are self-deprecating. People who eulogize their ignorance are self-defecating.
by Chicagodmt June 11, 2009
Get the self-defecatingmug. This looks shopped. I can tell from some of the pixels and from seeing quite a few shops in my time.
by frothe March 31, 2008
Get the shoppedmug. Say your name was John.
"John ate dinner."
"John went to the doctor."
"John is celebrating Talk in Third Person Day."
"John ate dinner."
"John went to the doctor."
"John is celebrating Talk in Third Person Day."
by bhavik15 November 4, 2009
Get the Talk in Third Person Daymug. When you crack your iPhone screen for some reason, but you just keep using it since it still works. It is free to get this app but if you want to get rid of it, you need to pay around $70 to get it fixed.
Tomo: How was the party last night?
Anuj: I got hella drunk last night and I blacked out. I noticed I got the Cracked Screen App on my iPhone when I woke up this morning feeling like P. Diddy.
Anuj: I got hella drunk last night and I blacked out. I noticed I got the Cracked Screen App on my iPhone when I woke up this morning feeling like P. Diddy.
by Anusman2009 September 6, 2013
Get the Cracked Screen Appmug. A phrase mentioned by Admiral Ackbar in "Return of the Jedi", in which states the obvious: The Rebel fleet fell under a trap set up by the Imperial Navy. Now used in several message boards as a multi-purpose phrase
Admiral Ackbar: "Take evasive action. Green Group, stay close to holding sector MD-7."
Crewman: "Admiral, we have enemy ships in sector 47!"
Ackbar: "It's a trap!"
Crewman: "Admiral, we have enemy ships in sector 47!"
Ackbar: "It's a trap!"
by the somewhereman January 11, 2006
Get the It's a Trapmug.