Definitions by AbsolutValu

Spouse Watch 

Watching a show or a movie only because your spouse wants to watch it.

Wife: Hey come on, the Gilmore Girls is on
Husband: Ugh. Fine whatever, I'll spouse watch it with you, nothing else is on.
Wife: Shut up, you know you love it.

Spouse Watch by AbsolutValu December 13, 2014

ALWP 

Actual Laughter Was Produced.

When the LOL just doesn't quite convey what happened.

User 1: The barman says, "We don't serve time travellers in here."

User 1: A time traveller walks into a bar.
User 2: ALWP

ALWP by AbsolutValu May 3, 2011