love tap

The (sometimes) gentle nudge of the car behind and/or in front of you that occurs in the process of good solo parallel parking.

Oh man, this is a tight spot, I might have to love tap these cars a few times.

by AbsolutValu December 12, 2004

Spouse Watch

Watching a show or a movie only because your spouse wants to watch it.

Wife: Hey come on, the Gilmore Girls is on
Husband: Ugh. Fine whatever, I'll spouse watch it with you, nothing else is on.
Wife: Shut up, you know you love it.

by AbsolutValu December 13, 2014

ALWP

Actual Laughter Was Produced.

When the LOL just doesn't quite convey what happened.

User 1: The barman says, "We don't serve time travellers in here."

User 1: A time traveller walks into a bar.
User 2: ALWP

by AbsolutValu April 14, 2011