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Auto Incorrect

When the auto-correct feature on your iPod Touch or iPhone tries to correct your spelling, but instead changes it to words that just dont make sense with what you're typing.
JR: Hey what time should i come?
Victor: I dont know... Are you busty all evening?

I MEAN BUSY!!
ARE YOU BUSY ALL EVENING!

GOSH I HATE AUTO INCORRECT!
by hurtadaa September 25, 2010
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corn packer

A farm worker tasked with picking and packing corn.

Alternatively: A derogatory term for a gay Iowan.
"Corn packer is a derogatory term for a gay Iowan." - Stephen Colbert at House Judiciary Subcommittee hearing on Immigration, Citizenship and Border Security
by cojj September 25, 2010
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mistext

A text message containing information (usually unflattering or damaging) about a third party which is sent to the individual it concerns rather than the person for whom the communication is intended.
Text written for secret lover is inadvertently sent to partner, making it a mistext:

"On my way home, partner name suspicious, don't call."
by Dr E Short July 3, 2008
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Career Veneer

The thin layer of potential for career advancement, increase in pay and future opportunities that an employer paints on your job to convince you that the future holds something more than you are currently experiencing.
I had my first year appraisal at the McDonalds today. They painted a bit of a career veneer over the last year.
by Crispin Cheesey September 20, 2010
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airport vultures

Passengers waiting to board a plane who stalk around near and clog up the boarding gate before a flight, regardless of where their seat is or when boarding actually is.
The flight attendant became so irritated with the airport vultures that the flight was abruptly cancelled.
by kayakbeat September 19, 2010
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Cerebral Bulimia

Last week I had total Cerebral Bulimia prepping for that US Government final.
by pdxdougg September 20, 2010
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bingo tease

a person who claims to have bingo but does not
Person A: "BINGO!"
Person B: (looks at bingo card) I did not call O 69
All other players: "SHES SUCH A BINGO TEASE!"
by IAmABingoSlut August 27, 2010
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