Urban Dictionary

when tim duncan made that dunk, the announcers yelled in unison, "BOOM SHAKALAKA!!!!"

The Smith family, with their Christmas lights up in October, are quite pre-festive.

Dude I saw No Country for Old Men twice by myself. I'm addicted to chronic masturdating

I couldn't get that program to do what I needed it to, so I defenestrated it and installed something better.

Did you watch that beautiful episode about intelligent design?

Yeah, as usual, the producers totally godshopped all the complex images of nature and left out rational explanations provided by evolution.

hey Craig guess what?
What?
TGIAF!!!

Yesterday, I was just about to go out, and then the doorbell rang. It was Sally, and she invited herself in and stayed for an hour! It was social terrorism!