Urban Dictionary

(Nose blow burn) The inevitable chaffing of the nose due to excessive snot blowing and wiping.

What happens when you know perfectly well what you want to say but it comes out wrong.

A phrase used when a meal or dinner you just had was less than desirable. An expression used when your meal was not what you expected. Used when there is nothing good to say about something you just ate. A term used not because you hate the food but because you just can't think of anything good to say about it.

1. Despite the obvious misfortune one remains optimistic.

or to the layman:
2. Shit ain't a big deal.

noun:

The uncontrollable urge to check one's facebook every time one comes in contact with a computer.

Rooting for a football player you would normally root against because the player is on your fantasy football team.

A person who tries to claim ties to every religion out of fear of picking the "wrong" one. This in turn forms a paradox because some religions, such as Hinduism and Judiasm contradict each other as the former is polytheistic and the latter explicitly states that there is only one God.

A typical Alltheist may believe in Jesus, Hindu gods, and even the Flying Spaghetti Monster.